I Need Some Sterek Halo Universe / Jai Besoin Dun Peu De Sterek Halo Univers

I need some Sterek Halo Universe / J’ai besoin d’un peu de Sterek Halo Univers

My husband plays with the new Halo and i don’t stop to think about Spartan!Derek and Stiles!Scientific/Doctor and their interactions (with sexy times of course)... with some kink!force for Stiles because Spartan are strong and Derek is so sexy... *sigh...* Go away Plot Bunny Halo!Sterek please !!!

Use it if you want for fanfic or fanart !

Mon mari joue avec le dernier Halo et je ne peux cesser de pense à propos d’un Spartan!Derek et d’un Stiles!Scientifique/Médecin et leurs interactions (avec des moments sexy évidemment)... avec évidemment un soupçon de bavage de Stiles sur la force Spartan parce qu’ils sont forts et de toute façon, Derek est si sexy... *soupir...* Dégage Plot Bunny Halo!Sterek s’il te plaît !!!

Servez-vous si cela vous inspire pour une fanfic ou un fanart !

After a long time...

New f... bunny of hell !

Ok, I see TV and European championship... Annnnnnnnnd HIP HIP HIP HOURRA !!! France are, for the third time, CHAMPION on BMX ! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !

So, my head go on Sterek with Derek as BMX competitor, and Stiles is coach in the Mcall's team ( as food preparator/enginer, in fact he takes care of Scott) but Scott go to Argent Team (ALLISON <3 <3 <3 *_* ... Badfriend!McCall Go !) and make Stiles on fire.

Peter takes this advantage and "go fish" to have Stiles in the Hale's team.

And... And... Derek go to win against the f... Argent team !

Go to the Hell Kate ! And Gerard ! AH ! And Scott f... a... !

Nouveau p... plot bunny de l'Enfer !

Ok, je vois la télé et le championnat d'Europe… Et HIP HIP HIP HOURRA !!! La France est, pour la troisième fois, CHAMPION de BMX ! OUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !

Donc, ma tête va sur Sterek avec Derek comme concurrent BMX, et Stiles est entraîneur dans l'équipe Mcall's (en tant que préparateur de nourriture /ingénieur, il prend soin de la santé du champion quoi) mais Scott va dans l'équipe Argent (ALLISON <3 <3 <3 _ … Badfriend ! McCall Go !) et vire Stiles.

Peter profite de cet avantage et embauche pour avoir Stiles dans l'équipe de Hale.

Et… Et… Derek va gagner contre l'équipe des foutus Argent !

Allez en enfer Kate ! Et Gérard ! Ah ! Et Scott, p... de c... !

I'm tired of people hurting my favorite characters...

Honestly, watch a fricking american tv show like The Sentinel, Criminal Minds, Teen Wolf, Lucifer, H50 or any others since 30 last years like me and, I tell you : stop watching after the third season ! Because, I'm telling you, you watched all the same fucking tropes, you'll be disappointed, horrified by the de-characterization of yours favorites characters, you'll be in the seven hell's circle because the fucking writers writed again and again and again the same fricking the triangle of (shit) love, they won't never give you a Queer pairing with the "hero", but they'll you to drool for it, the feminine characterization will be poor, the females actress like disposables tissues or with the depth of a thimble in 75% of the series, the male actor (hero principally) will be totally in toxic masculinity, you'll watch the same again and again communication problems, the same " kept it secrets for the good of others/him/her" in the hell for "the fucking good reason" (like my ass is chicken), in brief, it's just… My advice : go to read fanfictions ! More universes, more fandoms, more wonderful and fabulous writers. Your favorite character, your favorite pairing, your favorite tag and news favorites wait in fanfiction. Take time to do a like, a kudo, a heart, and, sometimes, if you have the heart for that, to write a review.

I need a wine glass. Now I'm going to pour myself a glass of Jurançon. Fuck them all, like sing Mylène Farmer.

Jim and Blair, Willow and Tara, Spike and Buffy, Hale Pack (Erica, Boyd, Isaac, Jackson…) and Sterek, McDanno, Lucifer and his Detective, Derek and Penelope, and all others in my little heart :

Rest in peace, Fanfiction are good for you.

Courtship werewolf!Sterek... I need that so much.

I remember about a Bodice Rippers AU Sterek, fabulous, so wonderful, ok, it's not a Werewolf!Sterek but Derek imagines Stiles nude, only wearing jewelries, some rubies and gold, and this picture are just so... so fricking hot. Gosh ! (Sorry, I don't remember the title, but I think you can find this in the Bodice Rippers' collection of Dark Athena's writing https://archiveofourown.org/series/261271)

I’m back on my bullshit by believing that Derek would spoil the shit out of stiles.

Like yeah there is the fixing up the jeep, but that’s only the beginning. Buy stiles clothes that Derek thinks he would look good in, “anonymously” donates to the sheriff department. If stiles looks at something for longer than 2.2 seconds, Derek is buying it for him. Buys him jewelry for his piercings, haha who said that.

The provider instinct in Derek goes strong around stiles. And don’t get me wrong, Derek absolutely loving doing it too. Especially as he watches stiles try and tell him to stop buying him thing but he smells like excited and is biting his lips to hide a smiles. Like nothing matters in that moment but stiles.

I also think that stiles tries to give derek gifts as well but as he can’t afford much, he’ll make meals and give small but meaningful things. I always like the headcannon of stiles giving Derek a candle or blanket that smells of his family.

This would be even funnier if this gift exchange was going on when they weren’t dating and Derek is like “well the courting seems to be going well” and stiles is six feet in denial like “he was providing for pack like an Alpha would, it’s not special for me”

The pack watching stiles pine over Derek, while he’s wearing clothes and jewelry Derek picked out for him: yeah sure

OMG

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!! I write a fanfic (in french) after more 10 years of nothing... OMG !!!

J'ai écrit une fanfic après plus de 10 ans de rien... OH MON DIEU !!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because Sterek is alive, beautiful, necessary and so canon (f... you, it's true, just the productor are cowards when time begin to do it).

And the fandom is GENIAL !

Mon anglais est de la merde mais bon. Parce que Sterek sera toujours canon pour moi et que le fandom est génial. Voilà. en gros.

Do you get annoyed when people say the Sterek fandom is dead? Well, prove them wrong by reblogging this fresh new rec list of fics published in the past three years!

Pulling Strings by Gia279 54k words, M

Stiles and Derek pull off the ultimate game of survival charades: fooling the alpha pack into thinking their leader, alpha of alphas, demon wolf Deucalion himself, is still alive, in order to find the location of the Darach and save Beacon Hills and their pack, while Stiles learns to control this brand new, unusual power.

The Curse of the Love Sweater by HisBeloved 56k words, E

The "sweater curse" or "curse of the love sweater" is a term used by knitters to describe the belief that if a knitter gives a hand-knit sweater to a significant other, it will lead to the recipient breaking up with the knitter. When Stiles and Derek were children, a misunderstanding created a rift between Claudia Stilinski, owner of The Hale Yarn Company, and Talia Hale, the best knitter and spinner in the county, leading to the opening of Lucky Ewe, Claudia Stilinski's yarn store. Stiles and Derek have been lifelong competitors at the Beacon County Fair and after their mothers died, became owners of competing yarn shops. Derek is a budding knitwear designer on the eve of the release of his first book of patterns. Stiles wants him on his popular knitting YouTube show despite the decade-long feud between the Stilinski's and Hales. Hijinks, fluff, and ridiculousness ensue, and the boys get their happy ending.

Don't they know it's the end of the world? by flemoncake, mute90 20k words, M

Stiles thought being in love in a dangerous, post-apocalyptic world was a bad idea. He voted for pleasant, casual sex all the way. But being afraid of love doesn't stop it from coming after you. Being afraid doesn’t stop anything from coming after you.

love in suspension by creationmyth 6k words, T

They walk side by side back to the camaro, Derek’s all tensed up while Stiles hums some unnamable tune under his breath. When they finally break the treeline, Stiles pulls Derek by the arm so they’re face to face. “Thank you,” Stiles tells him quietly, making sure Derek knows he’s sincere. “It’s what we do.” It is. It really is. (or: Stiles and Derek learn, over time, how loyalty becomes love.)

ouroboros (get it right) by yesimirreputable 5k words, M

You try again, and the story's always the same: you never make it past eighteen.

a light and darkness in the heart of the forest by thedaughterofkings 10k words, T

There's a beast in the forest, they say. If you call to it, it will answer. To save his mom, Stiles will face up to it and hope the price won't be higher than the reward.

nothing but hope and virtue by dappledawndrawn, LeafZelindor 60k words, T

Senator Derek Hale, a California Democrat, had considered a future where he needed to hire a new campaign manager. He'd always expected to hire someone from inside the campaign. They'd have been familiar, respectful, come into his office carefully, with nervous excitement, and called him "sir" too much when asking for their first assignment. They'd have been familiar with the ins and outs of working with a werewolf pack, and everything would have been fine. Not great, maybe, but fine. But instead, Deaton retires with no warning, and almost sight-unseen, he hires Stiles Stilinksi, who is sprawled across his office couch, entering random contacts from Derek's Rolodex into his phone. Derek's a little in love with him. It's going to be a long campaign.

Fairy Wings and Beastly Tails by Bliz, PalenDrome (nerdherderette) 8k words, T

The prince knows it’s risky. He thinks about how he could manage without his wings; what his life would be like without flying or the ability to do spells. He thinks about his father and Scott, and all the others he’d leave behind if he fails. But then he thinks about the creature and the sadness in those green eyes, and how the image haunts his dreams. “I’ll do it,” he says as the Oak Witch’s grin grows wide.

Bite the Moonlight & Bleed Gold by raisesomehale 86k words, E

Seven years after being tricked and imprisoned by the Argents, Derek Hale finds himself off the blistering coasts of Antarctica aboard the Argentum Domina, an illegal prison ship out of which the Argents operate their behemoth, underground poaching empire. Bitter and packless, Derek spends his days working off his servitude by poaching creatures for Gerard to sell on the Black Magic Market, no future or end in sight. Until, Allison Argent brings him a capture case with a reward price so ludicrous that he has no choice but to accept. The only problem is, the target creature shouldn't even exist. Derek is flung fast into the deep webbings of a bigger mystery than he could have ever imagined. And discovers that, like this enchanting creature, not everything is as it seems.

My Soul to Keep by jacyevans, Jmeelee 18k words, T

Stiles came with a whiteboard, and blue dry erase marker, flapping it over his head like a white flag on a battlefield. "Come on," he coaxed. "You must want to say something. You've never gone this long without telling me to shut up." He waggled the marker in Derek's face. Stinging alcohol and pungent polymer singed Derek's nose hairs. His fingers itched to pick up the board, and not because he wanted to tell Stiles to be quiet. He enjoyed the babble that filled the apartment every few days, the hearty food, Stiles' particular, reassuring smell: maple sugar buzz, spicy-sweet deodorant, milk-sour frustration, floral shampoo, and spring grass at night. It soaked into Derek's couch, his bed, his skull. If any of it were real, Derek would take the board and write: thank you.

A Functioning Adult’s Field Guide to Enemies With Benefits by BisexualGoblin (LadyBoBo) 31k words, E

The six years Stiles was away for college, he certainly missed a lot—namely the whole best friend turned into a werewolf thing. But he didn’t think he missed enough to get replaced by a douche bag like Derek Hale. Now with Scott’s wedding looming, it’s the perfect chance for Stiles to show Derek who the real brains of the operation is. If only he could stop jumping into bed with him…

Let's build a beehive by GreyHaven 25k words, G

Ten years after he last saw Derek, Stiles' life is in ruins and he has nowhere else to turn. He has Derek's address but will he be welcomed? A post canon AU about healing, growth, acceptance, and love.

Handstands For You by Fenris13 15k words, E

"No, really, you don't have to—!" Stiles hisses, flinching as Derek rubs soap with needless intensity into the cut. "Shut up and keep still," Derek growls back. Stiles whines in response, squirming in Derek’s grip but otherwise following the order. Stupid werewolves and their stupid regeneratey-healy powers. It’s not Stiles’ fault that he’s wimpy and human, so when he gets thrown down a flight of stairs and through a rotten wooden wall by lake monsters, he still remembers it the next morning.

Shaking the wings of their terrible youths by Daisyapples 29k words, N/r

Stiles didn't expect much when he stopped a stranger being attacked in an alleyway. He didn't expect the wolf following him around New York, didn't expect the help when he was sick, didn't expect the psycho blond attacking him, or the place to stay. He didn't expect the new family. Oh, and he definitely didn't expect werewolves.

Dear Fellow Traveler by lanalua (this is me!) 32k words, M

Years after shit went down in Beacon Hills a traumatized Stiles is dating Lydia and living in New York, trying to avoid and get over anything related to the supernatural. When he finally decides to go back to his hometown and face his fears, he will be lead down a path of self-discovery that will change the course he had set for his life. Stiles shook his head. It wasn’t that he didn’t believe Derek, it was just that he couldn’t. If he’d had magic the whole time, did it mean he could have been less useless back in highschool? Did it mean he could have helped, maybe kept Erica and Boyd alive? Kept Derek and Scott from leaving? It was too much. Guilt tore through his stomach like an arrow. He felt himself start to hyperventilate again.

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