Youre Awke Aran Said Kneeling Down By My Side. (yeah No Shit But Where The Fuck Is This? It Smells Like

“you’re awke” aran said kneeling down by my side. (yeah no shit but where the fuck is this? it smells like old socks and sploodge is this what they call a circle jerk room? all the chairs are in a circle around yours in the middle, what’s that stain on the floor?)

This paragraph, this one right here, smited me

i was kidnapped??😱 by 😭 inarizaki?????

inarizaki x fem!reader warnings: 2010 wattpad throwback, autocorrect turned off, v drunk, it hurts

a/n: omfg imagine like being kidnapped by inarazaki your schools volleyball team like? what would they do to you? make you their biggest fan?! wel keep reading to find out! let me know how you liked it might make it a series hehe here’s chapter 1! listen to this playlist

a/n: i sincerly apologize pls no one talk to me for 5-7 buisness days kidnapped by hq masterlist here whorehouse special 😝 thank you @undermattsun​ for the banner this ones deidcated to you miki

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ALMOST ASKED WHO THIS WAS LIKE “🥰️🥰️” BUT ITS FUCKINNG OVEHRHAULLLLLLL

BYE BYE BYE BYE 

Nothing says Sunday night quite like brat taming ennoshita

I froth over dom ennoshita it’s not even funny

ennoshita + brat taming 

warnings: spanking, tears are shed, ruined orgasms, degradation, honestly he’s a little bit mean in this, not beta’d cause i am past caring  

wc: 662

a/n: this is for my brat tamer ennoshita anon. luv u bby hope u enjoy this

SLAP! you whimpered as ennoshita’s palm connected with the flesh of your ass as your naked body laid across his lap. a hot feeling spread across them as he soothed the ache with a gentle rub before delivering the next blow.

tears began to gather in the corner of your eyes, spilling over and dampening the bedsheets. but chikara wouldn’t let up; after all, he had to punish you after the stunt you’d pulled at the karasuno reunion dinner. he didn’t like the way you had batted your eyes at sugawara after handing him his wallet that had fallen to the floor, and he certainly didn’t like how you had bent over to pick it up, short skirt hiking up and revealing too much of your backside to his former teammates.

but to be honest, you’d only done it because you liked to be naughty. yes, the spanks hurt, but the pain was part of the pleasure for you. you lived to push his buttons, because you knew that after the punishment came the chance for you to redeem yourself in his eyes and prove how obedient you could be.

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This post held me a gunpoint till I cried

lowkey deserved because I tried to be ✨different✨ and go by my top three and all it did was hurt more

WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE HAIKYUU CHARACTER SAYS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR MENTAL STABILITY

cw: mental illness i guess.

𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙴𝚂

“I have more than three favourite characters!” — okay, I get it, you have no set aesthetic and are unable to make any decisions in your real life. stop lying to yourself and choose.

“You’re not right though?” — yes I am, perceive yourself better. open your eyes. consult your charts.

“My favourite character isn’t here!!” — then you have self projection issues and that’s not on me, that’s on you! just say you over romanticize people in your head and then feel let down when they’re not exactly how you imagined them to be and go.

“this was kinda rude.” — then my job is done.

This is a joke. Read at your own risk….

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I was KIDNAPPED???? by Johnzenji 😗✌️

@undermattsun what in the fresh hell did you create

baby’s first fanfic 🥰🥰 and it’s this absolute monstrosity,,,i felt physical pain writing this.

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••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• “come one pheebs” my friend calls, jarring me from my book my nose is buried in. Im upset, npbody cares about good literature anymore. I close my copy of Twilight and look up at my friend. “What,” i say, sighing. I love my friend Hannah, but she’s so loud and perky, she won’t let me enjoy my books. “You promised” she whines, “you said you’d come to the Johzenji game with mee”. I sigh again. I DID say I would go with her, but now i regretting that. Who cares about boys volleyball? Everyone says they’re hot but I just don’t see the appeal. Idk, i guess i’m just not like other girls.

“Fine” i say resigning to the fact that i’ll have to go to the volleyball game. “Ooo yay” my friend squeals again “well come on get ready then!” I look down at my Forever 21 i love ramen <3 crop top and black leggings “whats wrong with my outfit?”

“Nothing! Just look a little cuter will you?” I decide to *spice* up my look with a tattoo choker and throwing my long messy brown hair with caramel highlights into a cute messy bun.

“Is this fine?” I ask Hannah. “Hmmm it’ll do” she responds with a toss of her long blonde hair. “Now lets go!”

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Authors notes: omggg haiiiiii thank you SO much for reading!!!! Don’t forget to rate and review if you like it so far ;))))))

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SKIP TO THE GAME~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*drum beats* “Johzenji! Johzenji!” i still hear the loud cheering even over my edgy music playing in my headphones im using to help me read. I decide to tun off 5sos since i cant hear luke’s gorgeous voice anyway. A loyd cheer erupts from the johenji student section. I guess they did something idk. I look up from my book and down at the court because of the noise, NOT because i care wht happened. I see piss-yellow uniform boys all jumping around and assume thats johnzenji. I feel a jolt going down my spine and look more intsently (i couldn’t decide between intently or intensley so i combined them!!!!) at the court. My piercing emerald orbs are met with the dark chocolate brown orbs of a volleyball player with also piss colored hair but like, more dehydrated than his uniform. Our gazes battle for dominance, who will back down first? I do, of course because i dont care about him. Im not like theses other girls at the game.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Terushima’sPOV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

We just scored a point because we’re so fucking cool (ehehhe i added language bc theyre hot badboys). I look up at the stands to wave and see a girl who looks weird. She has a book with her and shes not even looking at the court. As I stare, she stares back. Her green orbs stare into mine and i think to myself “wow she has a book at a game? She must not be like other girls” i decide i have to talk to her, so after the game….

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Phoebe’sPOV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

After the game I want to leave. Hannah stayed back with her other friends to try to flirt with the boys, so I’m walking home alone jamming to 5sos again, god i’m so quirky then out of nowhere like a pokemon a sea of piss-yellow jerseys comes out in front of me blocking my path. The blonde one speaks to me first “hey i remember you, you were reading a book during the game, I’m terushima btw!”

A chorus of voices errupts from the boys “why’s you bring a book to the game? What book we’re you reading? You didnt pay attention to us?” a boy with sandy blonde hair and the only one wearing a white jersey says “why would you even come to a game if you’re just going to read? Thats weird.” All of the other boys lookat him meanicingly. Dehydrated piss hair says “Shut up Tsuchiyu what the hell do you know dont you think its sexy that this girl isn’t interested? I think it makes me want her more” his eyes twinkle michiviously with a predatory sparkle (omh whAt why does nobody thinks this when i read at games ugh nobody appreciated diff girls :((((() the one now called Terushima turns to me saying “idk you’re not that attractive actually you’re kinda ugly and that shirt is weird but theres just something about you reading a book, and the rest of my team agrees” I glance over at the rest of them and their eyes are now also twinkling michiviously. “I care more about luke hemmings and edward cullen (TEAM EDWARD DUH IF YOU DONT AGRRE STOP READING)” i say as i walk out of the gym. Wow i relly am so weird and quirky and edgy i feel so mysterious i think to myself as i begin my walk home with earbuds in listening to daddy issues by the neighborhood, not noticing the white van following me suddenly i get YANKED from the sidewalk and get thrown into the back of a van!!!!!!!!!! Its dark in here as my eyes adjust i notice the same piss yellow when i realize its the team from the game. A bright light shines in my face as Terushima says “you’re ours now”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~authors note: oh em geeeeee guys thanks so much for all the love!!!!! don’t hate me for the cliffhanger;))) i’ll post part 2 soon *evil laughter* don’t forget to rate and review!!!

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god forgive me for i have sinned.

boss/secretary & kuroo || choose your adventure!

it is about time i lewded this man with more than 500 words, and not only did i do that, i wrote two fics for him. you see, i was perfectly content to write boss!kuroo x secretary!reader but miki (@undermattsun​) waited until after i finished it to plant the seed of reversing the roles in my head. 

i didn’t want to scrap my first one, but subby kuroo was too intriguing to pass up. thus, i am letting you choose your (porn) adventure! check below for warnings and links for both fics, and have fun, you sexy bosses and/or horny slut secretaries 💖

thank you to the prettiest best friend in the world (aka @katsuhera​) for the banner and my beta readers, @bluntkingkuroo and @karasimpno. also happy belated bday to emma; ur birthday blunt brainstorm w me resulted in a beautiful girlboss smut moment and im so happy you share a birthday with her. nobody deserves it more than you bby

lastly, s/o to the whorehouse for making these fever dream collabs possible. check out the other writing/art for this month’s collab here! (proceed with caution, there is some dark content ahead) 

🎞️ Busty Lusty Secretary Wants Promotion, Finds Boss’s COCK Instead!

pairing: boss kuroo x secretary f!reader

wc: 3.4k

warnings: workplace power dynamics, use of the word sir, oral sex (both m! and f! receiving), unprotected sex, creampie, cockwarming, a sprinkle of soft aftercare as a treat

click here for link!  (live on 2/14 @ 12pm est) 

🎞️ HOT Girlboss Makes Manwhore Secretary CUM for Promotion!  

pairing: secretary kuroo x boss f!reader

wc: 2.9k

warnings: workplace power dynamics, femdom, subby kuroo (like good boy and bad boy), use of ma’am, handcuffs, fingering, oral sex (m! receiving), edging, one tinie instance of tears, unprotected sex, creampie, no aftercare (#girlboss moment), i think that’s it oop

click here for link! (live on 2/14 @ 2pm est)