Youre Awke Aran Said Kneeling Down By My Side. (yeah No Shit But Where The Fuck Is This? It Smells Like
“you’re awke” aran said kneeling down by my side. (yeah no shit but where the fuck is this? it smells like old socks and sploodge is this what they call a circle jerk room? all the chairs are in a circle around yours in the middle, what’s that stain on the floor?)
This paragraph, this one right here, smited me
i was kidnapped??😱 by 😭 inarizaki?????

inarizaki x fem!reader warnings: 2010 wattpad throwback, autocorrect turned off, v drunk, it hurts
a/n: omfg imagine like being kidnapped by inarazaki your schools volleyball team like? what would they do to you? make you their biggest fan?! wel keep reading to find out! let me know how you liked it might make it a series hehe here’s chapter 1! listen to this playlist
a/n: i sincerly apologize pls no one talk to me for 5-7 buisness days kidnapped by hq masterlist here whorehouse special 😝 thank you @undermattsun for the banner this ones deidcated to you miki
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I had to put my phone down 7 times, this was E X T R E M E L Y tw wattpad 😳🤌
Also us telling kuroo we’re gonna get kidnapped ? Next level I had to reread to make sure I read that right 😭🤚🏽


𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚑𝚎𝚋𝚒?!
wc: 1.5k
a/n: i’m so sorry
cw: implications of kidnapping, there is one (1) collar and one (1) kiss, this is just 2012-era wattpad level crack
synopsis: ur kuro tetrusou’s lil sister, and your at a volleyball game to cheer him on. little do u know that snaky eyes (hee hee it’s hoehebi) are watch you from the darkness…
this is a part of the miki mouse whorehouse server collab!!! thank u to @undermattsun for organizing this fever dream

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Adopted... by THEM?!! (*MSBY story*)

actual a/n: I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT LIES AHEAD. it’s a mad dream formatted in early FFN days pre-2010 and contents of circa 2012-2015 wattpad/quotev. went back to ask young belle for assistance to power through this. we really came full circle;; or maybe half circle idk
THANK U MIKI @undermattsun for this dReAmY “Kidnapped by HQ” WHOREHOUSE COLLAB!! other teams kidnapping stories are right here !! THANK U RIA MY APHRIADITE @aoyukai for this INCREDIBLY AMAZING BANNER!! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY .shoyokuns .nectarous .iwaasfairy .animatedrapture .xeilian FBRV2; LOAFS OF MY LIFE MY WHORES; for reassuring and not letting me slide too far into this headspace (and pulling me out) lmfaoao

Title: Adopted by… THEM ?!!
Author: Bokugaos (kouteru ><)
Genre: Drama, Romance
Length: 2.4 k
Disclaimer: I don’t own MSBY and any Haikyuu characters. If i did that would be so cool XD
Authors Note: YOOHOOOOO I’M BACK!!! But this is the first story I’ve written in a while, and i’m pretty rusty so this kinda sux >_o Anyways, BEWARE OF SPOILERS. THIS CONTAINS INFORMATION FROM THE MANGA so please don’t kill me if you spoil yourself. *terrible thoughts enter mind…. bashing brain with torches of fire….* >A< *screams inwardly at herself* SHANNARO!!@
well here it is. ENJOY! (I hope… lol…)

CHAPTER 1: The Day I Got Kidnapped
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*this morning*
(y/n)’s POV
my alarm clock ran. I threw it to the wall. TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CLOCK. Hahahahahaha :D but then, i realized it’s monday. I hate my life. But do you know what i hate even more?
My mom. She hates me too. Before you judge me, let me show you the proof.
“Wake up Isabella!!!! Time for breakfastl!!!” I heard my mom yell. See?
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grab ur tissues whores
it’s the whorehouse porn (themed) compilation you’ve been waiting for ;) featuring your fave writers (+ artists)
𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗲𝗯𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝟭𝟰𝘁𝗵
𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲: 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧 (𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 !!!)

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲 + 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗺 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝘀:
𝗵𝗾:
babysitter ✖︎ matsukawa | @undermattsun
delivery man ✖︎ fukunaga | @volleyballsimp
boss/secretary ✖︎ kunimi (art) | @onefortyninecm

𝗯𝗻𝗵𝗮:
fake taxi ✖︎ shinsou | @pomsuki

𝗷𝗷𝗸:
casting couch ✖︎ nanami | @blahkugo
babysitter ✖︎ toji/megumi | @bakatenshii
dad’s best friend ✖︎ nanami | @sugardaddykenma

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘀:
𝗵𝗾:
pool boy ✖︎ miya twins | @honey-makki
peeping ✖︎ semi | @ourladyofseijoh
boss/secretary ✖︎ kuroo | @strawberryakaashi
neighbors ✖︎ sakusa | @nyancatkuroo
delivery man ✖︎ osamu | @kodzu-ken
doctor/patient ✖︎ shirabu | @messwriting
dad’s best friend ✖︎ oikawa | @miyaagis
student/teacher ✖︎ sugawara | @heauxzenji
step-dad ✖︎ romero | @lookslikeleese
stuckage ✖︎ ukai | @stonersugawara
masseuse ✖︎ ennoshita | @aoyukai
virginity ✖︎ tendou | @tendouswhxre
cucking ✖︎ suna | @animatedrapture
pool boy ✖︎ bokuto | @bokugaos
cucking ✖︎ kita/atsumu | @daishou-s
burglar ✖︎ ikkei (art) | @terushimooo

𝗯𝗻𝗵𝗮:
cucking ✖︎ aizawa/dabi | @tsukkis-crybaby
peeping ✖︎ tamaki | @dymphnasprose
stuckage ✖︎ bakugou | @mega-bastard
gangbang ✖︎ lov | @unmeiii
virginity ✖︎ bakugo | @rat-suki

𝗷𝗷𝗸:
burglar ✖︎ yuuji/sukuna | @bluntkingkuroo
“what are you doing stepbro” ✖︎ inumaki | @kittenkaashi


“CAN I AT LEAST GRAB MY HEADPHONES, UGH”

KIDNAPPED BY DUMPSTER SHOWDOWN CAPTAINS: KUROO & DAICHI
[real authors note: a crackfic from yours truly. I’m so fucking sorry. No one send this to my therapist because she will actually be worried.]
a/n: oh em gee hey hi hello!!! Feeling blessed that i can write for the whore house server collab!!!!!!!!!! I thought i wouldnt post in time because of all of the trauma ive been going thru but we made it! *plays drake music cutely* anywaiiiiz here ya go!!
Warnings! Dont be a pussy, get kidnapped its sexy! Lol hahaha and tw drugs, tw penis (only two for like 5 seconds) so like lime or something less citrus
wc: 2.1k!!!!!
Songs to listen to when reading this: Teen Idle by the QUEEN herself marina and the diamonds, all around me by flyleaf (dw theyre christian), and mgmt kids!!!!

A great poet once said “Got 56 a gram, 5 a hundred grams though, man I swear I love her how she work that damn pole” and that poet, mister fettison wapersons the third said it with his whole left nut. So im out here hustling the pole.
And by pole i mean working at the local 7/11.
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Hot Neighbor Sakusa x Y/n

Here it is! My first Miki Mouse Whorehouse collab.
Many first times this time around, my first omi-omi fic ever, first fic published on this blog and it’s all very exciting.
BEWARE THOUGH, this is a dark fic so many TW’s to come.
You can thank @undermattsun for what you’re about to read, my eyes are still very much burning but, huh, enjoy!
Choose who to lewd next, from a selection of many other characters and fandoms. I’m just one of many whores who contributed to this collab!

Pairing: Neighbor Sakusa x Y/N
WC: 1.5k
TW: Deepthroating, spitting, hitting (slight pushes), hair pulling, feet sucking, just a whole lotta sucking my guy, oral sex m! receiving.
A/N: I may or may not have had too much fun talking about crocs and that toe sucking scene may or may not have awakened something in me.

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