Nevermind T'was Seven Thirty In The Morning I Knew Not What I Was Saying

nevermind t'was seven thirty in the morning I knew not what I was saying

thou art a joke to me. because MAN what art thou doing 🫵😂

too bad hamlet doth not have a blog of his own. imagine the shit that would go down

breaking news 📰🔨 (k I broke them 😀)

mr shakespeare (or "big willy") hath lost the plot

OR, he hath found a new plot. new play called skibidi toilet available in thy theatres soon

@shakespeare-official-account hello how art thou 🥹

I'm in a shakespeare class right now and I'm shaking from excitement. is this the reason thou wert named SHAKEspeare? for thou makest people feel intense and powerful emotions. my heart doth pound very loud and my palms are sweating. I love thee sire 🫶🫶🫶🫶

oooo that's intriguing!! good job, sire!! let us be friends, for we shall have so much fun together

too bad hamlet doth not have a blog of his own. imagine the shit that would go down

good morrow hamlet.

nay, thou art not a joke! although a lot of things are a joke to me.

I am glad to have found thee, friend

too bad hamlet doth not have a blog of his own. imagine the shit that would go down

ummmm... GOOD MORROW?!

I'm mercutio!! thou know'st... from romeo and juliet. how art thou on this fine day?

what didst thou mean about the ending being shit?? is there an ending that I know not of??

the only thing I would blame sire big willy for is the creation of tybalt. he's really pissing me off... although he hath not been very active as of late. he's probably grounded again

what if i made a blog of a character from a play and had them break the fourth wall and ask you why you wrote what you did to cause the carnage of the play

sire i hath no idea what mine own plays entail but sure really