Mercutio's Ramblings - Tumblr Posts
good morrow. can we annoy tybalt too please
is that a crime
i think me and my mutuals should go on a crime spree. just as a team building exercise and all that
tumblr is a great place to hang out even for silly medieval men like myself
thou art right, one doth require great skill to come up with someone like myself
hey @shakespeare-official-account
I just saw a play called "hamlet." they said thou wrotest it. all I have to say is... good job sire
THANK YE, GIULIETTA!!!! 🫶🫶🫶🫶
wouldst thou look at me absolutely serving with that pose
oOoOh, saucy boy indeed!!
fellows 🫢 my friend liketh tybalt, methinks 🤔 what is that reaction to his image????
how'd that happen 🤨 I feel betrayed, yet I have realised that so far, I had not noticed tybalt's beauty, for my dislike for him maketh him look like a beast to mine eyes. I s'pose he's not bad looking after all, I must admit. he still sucketh tho
I think I'll make an instagram account, for I cannot sleep and I want to occupy myself with something
okay, it hath been made...
'tis @/mercutioesc on instagram
I think I'll make an instagram account, for I cannot sleep and I want to occupy myself with something
Verona's hottest single in your insta bio??? 😭😭
How could you forget Benvolio like that HWHAHAHAHAHA
I APOLOGISE I shall change it right now
tybalt, I still hate thee even though thou art hot 🔥
friar lawrence should invent a painkiller, for menstrual pains can not be beaten with a simple man's rapier
dost not misinterpret my words, tybalt's rapier. 'tis only the objective truth
he doth look pretty good. but that doth not stop me from roasting him on a daily basis 🔥
tybalt, I still hate thee even though thou art hot 🔥
of course thou dost not, thou art only a rapier. and since he liketh to point thee at me, thou know'st mine appearance better than his
tybalt, I still hate thee even though thou art hot 🔥
nevermind t'was seven thirty in the morning I knew not what I was saying
thou art a joke to me. because MAN what art thou doing 🫵😂
too bad hamlet doth not have a blog of his own. imagine the shit that would go down
my boy hamlet really said "to be or not to be" and then like. didn't be
didst thou know that my ear is pierced? I'm not only the funniest man in verona, but also the most hip one
breaking news 📰🔨 (k I broke them 😀)
mr shakespeare (or "big willy") hath lost the plot
OR, he hath found a new plot. new play called skibidi toilet available in thy theatres soon
ummmm... GOOD MORROW?!
I'm mercutio!! thou know'st... from romeo and juliet. how art thou on this fine day?
what didst thou mean about the ending being shit?? is there an ending that I know not of??
the only thing I would blame sire big willy for is the creation of tybalt. he's really pissing me off... although he hath not been very active as of late. he's probably grounded again
what if i made a blog of a character from a play and had them break the fourth wall and ask you why you wrote what you did to cause the carnage of the play
sire i hath no idea what mine own plays entail but sure really
HA! at least thou canst admit he's annoying. canst thou believe people actually ship me with him? 'tis insane
what if i made a blog of a character from a play and had them break the fourth wall and ask you why you wrote what you did to cause the carnage of the play
sire i hath no idea what mine own plays entail but sure really
guys I found bromeo on instagram 🫡
hello good peoples of verona! I just missed the great big carriage to the city, also referred to as the "bus". guess I have to wait now 🙄