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Merely Matt

Creator/writer of I Need A Miracle, host of Merely Roleplayers. (Those are podcasts.) He/him.

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Finally A Task Where The Bisexuals Can Really Shine

A still from Taskmaster series 13 episode 6. Aerial shot of eight benches in a circle, with Bridget Christie sitting on each one through the magic of comping.
A still from Taskmaster series 13 episode 6. Two benches side by side, with Bridget Christie sitting on both through the magic of comping.

finally a task where the bisexuals can really shine

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2 years ago

How does every episode of Unwell make me well up at the characters trying their best, and gasp with admiration at the sound design, AND bop to the end theme?

Out now on the Unwell feed- S4/Ep6- The Nerve

Written by Bilal Dardai Sound design by Alexander Danner Directed by Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Extra Credit assignments Exploring/Digging You shouldn't have touched me


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2 years ago

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2 years ago

I've been waiting and hoping for weeks for Malcolm's Weirdness Rating to tip over from 'aware but in denial' to 'aware and convinced' ............ does it show?

Violent Malcolm safely back in captivity

What happened to the Malcolm who used to badger everyone else about following the rules? Now all it takes is one misunderstanding with Thora and he's smashing lamps through the walls and trying to flee the Big Brother house! Should we have let him back in at all?


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2 years ago

I'm at season 4 in my current Magnus replay and these are all excellent and accurate

Jon in season 4 gives up all pretenses of trying to work on archiving and starts to make shitty memes of his past experiences as one

Jon In Season 4 Gives Up All Pretenses Of Trying To Work On Archiving And Starts To Make Shitty Memes
Jon In Season 4 Gives Up All Pretenses Of Trying To Work On Archiving And Starts To Make Shitty Memes
Jon In Season 4 Gives Up All Pretenses Of Trying To Work On Archiving And Starts To Make Shitty Memes
Jon In Season 4 Gives Up All Pretenses Of Trying To Work On Archiving And Starts To Make Shitty Memes
Jon In Season 4 Gives Up All Pretenses Of Trying To Work On Archiving And Starts To Make Shitty Memes
Jon In Season 4 Gives Up All Pretenses Of Trying To Work On Archiving And Starts To Make Shitty Memes
Jon In Season 4 Gives Up All Pretenses Of Trying To Work On Archiving And Starts To Make Shitty Memes
Jon In Season 4 Gives Up All Pretenses Of Trying To Work On Archiving And Starts To Make Shitty Memes
Jon In Season 4 Gives Up All Pretenses Of Trying To Work On Archiving And Starts To Make Shitty Memes
Jon In Season 4 Gives Up All Pretenses Of Trying To Work On Archiving And Starts To Make Shitty Memes

[ID: A collection of in-universe TMA memes.

1. An anime man labeled “Me (Jonathan Sims)” gestures to a butterfly labeled “Recording statements” while smiling naively. He asks: “Is this archiving? (Genuinely asking).”

2. Kermit, labeled “past me (Jonathan Sims)” looks at a hooded evil Kermit labeled “current me (Jonathan Sims) who says, "Don’t accept the promotion, for the love of god.”

3. A meme of rapper Xzibit smiling at the viewer with the top and bottom text: “Hello dog, I heard you like horror, / so we put horror statements in your already horror filled job so you can be scared while you are already scared.”

4. A doge meme. Doge smiles and is labeled with the rainbow words “Tea,” “So nice,” “Very fluffy,” “Martin blackwood,” and “Great assistant.”

5. Two pieces of paper labeled “Sasha” and “Not Sasha” are presented with the caption “Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture.” The next panel shows Pam Beesly, labeled as “I’m sad (Jonathan Sims)” smiling and saying: “They’re the same picture.”

6. The old fist bump baby meme with a radial background. Top and bottom text reads: “I saw / Martin Blackwood today (It was from far away but it was still something).”

7. The “they don’t know” meme, which shows simplistically drawn people dancing in a room as a neutral-faced man wearing a party hat stands apart from them in the corner. The man is labeled “Me (Jonathan Sims)” and says: “They don’t know what’s happening here,” and the dancers are labeled “The rest of the Institute.”

8. A rage comic of a wrinkled face smiling with strain against a dark background. Top and bottom text reads: “This one is called forever alone. I feel as though this is very apt to my (and Martin’s) situation.”

9. A kid fist-pumping in front of a computer with the Impact text “When a statement records digitally.”

10. A picture of commentator Steven Crowder sitting at a table in a park. A sign taped to the front of the table is edited to read: “The Admiral is the best cat / Change my mind.” End ID]

ID by @princess-of-purple-prose

He might know what a meme is but he's so bad at it


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2 years ago

Play Interstitial: Our Hearts Intertwined! The fanfic/Kingdom Hearts-inspired tabletop RPG where, in a single 2-hour one-shot:

Lightning McQueen (the knucklehead) can Tokyo Drift on top of the Snowpiercer train

Nicolas Cage Prime (the amalgam) can fully absorb Big Daddy (Kick-Ass) while the latter is restrained by Jeff Goldblum (the friend)'s bestie the Incredible Hulk (the discarded)

Zapp Brannigan (the prodigy) can bond with Spider-Man Noir (Into the Spider-verse) at the restaurant car bar after bathing in the Colour Out of Space (2019) in the onboard spa

Mr Benn (the connected) can use the power of good manners to stop Milton (Drive Angry) from driving a train full of Nicolas Cage alts straight to Supernatural supermegahell simply to escape the chill of a frozen earth


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