Merelymatt - Merely Matt

I've been waiting and hoping for weeks for Malcolm's Weirdness Rating to tip over from 'aware but in denial' to 'aware and convinced' ............ does it show?

Violent Malcolm safely back in captivity

What happened to the Malcolm who used to badger everyone else about following the rules? Now all it takes is one misunderstanding with Thora and he's smashing lamps through the walls and trying to flee the Big Brother house! Should we have let him back in at all?

Hey all! Once again I'm helping out with Roll For Good's charity stream! I won't be on camera this time, but I've done a lot of work behind the scenes (and made a lot of the intermission content!). It would be great to see people tune in.

There will be 6 games over the weekend - with giveaways, intermission content and lots of other good stuff too. World Central Kitchen is an amazing charity doing a lot of good work in Ukraine right now, so if you're able to show your support we would all super appreciate it <3

See you there next weekend!

I'm at season 4 in my current Magnus replay and these are all excellent and accurate

Jon in season 4 gives up all pretenses of trying to work on archiving and starts to make shitty memes of his past experiences as one

[ID: A collection of in-universe TMA memes.

1. An anime man labeled “Me (Jonathan Sims)” gestures to a butterfly labeled “Recording statements” while smiling naively. He asks: “Is this archiving? (Genuinely asking).”

2. Kermit, labeled “past me (Jonathan Sims)” looks at a hooded evil Kermit labeled “current me (Jonathan Sims) who says, "Don’t accept the promotion, for the love of god.”

3. A meme of rapper Xzibit smiling at the viewer with the top and bottom text: “Hello dog, I heard you like horror, / so we put horror statements in your already horror filled job so you can be scared while you are already scared.”

4. A doge meme. Doge smiles and is labeled with the rainbow words “Tea,” “So nice,” “Very fluffy,” “Martin blackwood,” and “Great assistant.”

5. Two pieces of paper labeled “Sasha” and “Not Sasha” are presented with the caption “Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture.” The next panel shows Pam Beesly, labeled as “I’m sad (Jonathan Sims)” smiling and saying: “They’re the same picture.”

6. The old fist bump baby meme with a radial background. Top and bottom text reads: “I saw / Martin Blackwood today (It was from far away but it was still something).”

7. The “they don’t know” meme, which shows simplistically drawn people dancing in a room as a neutral-faced man wearing a party hat stands apart from them in the corner. The man is labeled “Me (Jonathan Sims)” and says: “They don’t know what’s happening here,” and the dancers are labeled “The rest of the Institute.”

8. A rage comic of a wrinkled face smiling with strain against a dark background. Top and bottom text reads: “This one is called forever alone. I feel as though this is very apt to my (and Martin’s) situation.”

9. A kid fist-pumping in front of a computer with the Impact text “When a statement records digitally.”

10. A picture of commentator Steven Crowder sitting at a table in a park. A sign taped to the front of the table is edited to read: “The Admiral is the best cat / Change my mind.” End ID]

ID by @princess-of-purple-prose

He might know what a meme is but he's so bad at it

Today I've watched Everything Everywhere All At Once and the Starstruck Odyssey finale, which means it's been an unexpected banner day for things shaped like butt plugs

finally a task where the bisexuals can really shine