Merelymatt - Merely Matt

Play Interstitial: Our Hearts Intertwined! The fanfic/Kingdom Hearts-inspired tabletop RPG where, in a single 2-hour one-shot:

Lightning McQueen (the knucklehead) can Tokyo Drift on top of the Snowpiercer train

Nicolas Cage Prime (the amalgam) can fully absorb Big Daddy (Kick-Ass) while the latter is restrained by Jeff Goldblum (the friend)'s bestie the Incredible Hulk (the discarded)

Zapp Brannigan (the prodigy) can bond with Spider-Man Noir (Into the Spider-verse) at the restaurant car bar after bathing in the Colour Out of Space (2019) in the onboard spa

Mr Benn (the connected) can use the power of good manners to stop Milton (Drive Angry) from driving a train full of Nicolas Cage alts straight to Supernatural supermegahell simply to escape the chill of a frozen earth

Ellen's videos never fail to make me laugh out loud. Jake's one of two characters she was originally considering playing - the other one was more like recently evicted supporting character Heidi - and I'm so glad Jake was the one that made it to the screen. Now in Full Goblin Mode edition!

Have the Big Brother audience created a monster?

Uh oh, Jake's gone rogue! Since the audience saved him from eviction he's been acting like he can get away with anything. But now that the housemates have put him up for eviction again, are the viewers going to be as sympathetic to Prankster Grandpa Jake as they were to Everyone's Lovely Granddad Jake?

Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting

finally a task where the bisexuals can really shine

I'm back on the hellsite, we're living through a pandemic and a cost of living crisis and I've lost what chill I ever had, what is upppp