GOOD MORNING EVERYONE GO STREAM NIMONA

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE GO STREAM NIMONA

Ninefox Gambit RPG preorders open!

Ninefox Gambit RPG cover reveal (Locus Magazine - see link for bigger version) - art by Stephanie Folse.

NINEFOX GAMBIT RPG is a tabletop roleplaying game of heresy and hard choices set in the tyrannical interstellar empire known as the Hexarchate. YOU belong to one of the Hexarchate’s six factions. YOU are entangled with a regime that can change the very laws of physics—at the cost of human sacrifice. Will you… - CONFRONT your leaders, at the risk of being labeled a heretic and hunted down? - CHANGE the system from within, despite the chance that you’ll be crushed by it instead? - COLLABORATE to preserve what you can, at the cost of your principles? Assimilation is a fate worse than death. Designed by Yoon Ha Lee and based on his Hugo-nominated Machineries of Empire space opera series. Included are three starter scenarios by Marie Brennan, author of The Memoirs of Lady Trent and, with Alyc C. Helms as M. A. Carrick, the Rook and Rose epic fantasy trilogy.

ETA: Mechanics inspired by Fate and Dog Eat Dog, plus an all-new clock/assimilation push-your-luck system in which players balance the chance of success against risk of assimilation by their tyrannical government. Appendices include additional setting information, optional rules for a seventh heretical faction (the Liozh), and pregenerated characters from each faction, including notable figures from the books such as Kel Cheris, Shuos Jedao, and Nirai Kujen.

Due out in October 2023.

- Preorder the ebook (Android Press, epub). (Note: the page says "Buy now," but I am informed this is in fact a preorder.) - Preorder the print version (Android Press).

I loved designing this and hope some of y'all will check it out! :D

Please give my morally bankrupt Cockney failson an award for his awfulness

Who is Ernie Bering?

Our Ernie is a finalist in the Best NPC category in this year's CRIT Awards, so let's have a quick rundown of who the man is.

If you already know, you can cast your vote for Ernie (and for Merely Roleplayers for Best Storyline!) at the CRIT Awards site:

Ernest 'Ernie' Bering is a craggy, barrel-chested man usually seen in a nondescript grey suit, cut to conceal a shoulder holster. In a visual medium, he would be played by Tommy Lee Jones, but voiced by Ray Winstone.

In our show, he's voiced by Matt Boothman. Matt and Chris Starkey came up with the character and Ellie Pitkin came up with his name.

Ernie is a career field agent of the Department of Omissions (DoOm), tasked with minimising the disruption the supernatural world causes to ordinary British citizens. He's a man shaped by life in the shadows.

Ernie was the point man for a disastrous DoOm scheme to release ghouls into the English countryside as bait for the Hunt, which legends say would scour England of evil. The Hunt didn't show but the ghouls massacred a family on a camping trip.

The only survivor was the youngest child, Cameron Jarvis (played by Chris Starkey). Ernie kept an eye on Cam as he moved through the foster system, mainly out of guilt, but also because Cam had fought off a ghoul, so he might be useful to Ernie in the future.

Completely off DoOm's books, Ernie trained Cam to deal with ghouls and other otherworldly threats. He's been both a handler and something of a surrogate father to Cam.

Years after the tragic experiment with the ghouls, the Hunt finally arrived in England and invited Ernie to join their ranks – via a ghoul being used as a combination errand boy and hunting hound. Ernie declined and took a nasty stab wound from the ghoul.

After Ernie tried and failed to keep Cam out of things, the truth finally came out and Cam put the injured Ernie on notice: if Ernie ever shows his face to Cam again, he'll find himself on the receiving end of his own deadly training.

And that's where we left Ernie at the end of Vigil: Quarry. He will return later this year in Vigil: Fear Itself...

In the meantime, show your appreciation for our favourite highly competent moral vacuum in the Best NPC category at the CRIT Awards!

I'm Not Lion is now up on youtube, and our patient GM (and designer of this puntastic game), @maddy-abstract, is now on tumblr – go follow for more RPG and podcast goodness!

Going live on Twitch now, playing a snake prosecuting a dolphin for stealing a walrus's identity. Tune in to see if I make partner!

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Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

Nothing as small as a wall could ever have kept Nimona out if she wanted to get in, and Gloreth had to have known that

What kept Nimona away for a millennium was not the wall, but heartbreak and distrust and the hostile environment Gloreth and her followers had made of the kingdom; as soon as the boredom and the loneliness got too much, there was no stopping her flitting back over the wall

And in all that time, for all those generations, all the wall protected the kingdom from was the beauty of the world