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Merely Matt

Creator/writer of I Need A Miracle, host of Merely Roleplayers. (Those are podcasts.) He/him.

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By Stephen Collins

A comic by Stephen Collins. Odysseus and his father are talking in Odysseus' home. Father: Odysseus! Odysseus: Father! Father: It's so good to see you after all these years! How was your journey? Odysseus: Not bad, yeah Father: Which way did you come? Odysseus: Oh, I dunno. I just followed the sat nav. Father: (serious now) ...which way did you come Odysseus: Um. I dunno, Dad Father: Did you come via the domain of the cyclops? Odysseus: I think ... um... Father: Through the lair of the Lystraegonian cannibals? Odysseus: Uh... Father: Past the siren song of the enchantresses? Odysseus: Dunno, I had a podcast on. Father: You must've gone the Western Edge of the World way ... past Scylla the six-headed monster and the Whirlpool of Charybdis... Odysseus: Is that by the McDonald's roundabout? Father: Yes. Odysseus: Yeah I did come that way Father: (a vehement release) Oooh you shouldn't come that way

By Stephen Collins

Odysseus Journey.

Odysseus’ journey.

by LegendesCarto

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