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Making stickers ✨️
I'm unstoppable *evil laugh*
Making stickers ✨️
Sometimes I'm like "Odysseus is an idiot, why did athena liked him so much"
And athena is like "i dont understand it either"
Take all the boys in my class, add all of their friends, and you have a stupider version of Odysseus' crew
Easy
*after getting back to ithaca*
REAL penelope: jump in the water and kiss me♥️
Odysseus: you know I'm afraid of the water😰
Penny: no? Since whan?
Ody:
Ody: *starts crying cause trauma*
Someone: ok, so-
Me: let's say I was on a run, or hiding, from... idk, posidon!
Someone: enlighten me
Me: King of ithaca🎶
Kinda want to draw Perimedes, but idk how
But, like, this is perimeds👆
I know I'm not normal about the odyssey and epic the musical when I read "scylla" instead of "celia" and "elpenor" instead of "eleanor"
LET ODY SWEAR LIKE A SAILOR
Me: so, Odysseus-
My sister: you mean ✨️odysasa✨️
my sister about EPIC: "its boring. hes just talkin about his family and that baby he killed. can we wach bluey?"
homer at the beggining of the iliad and odyssey is just like my brother and i whan we were yonger and wanted our mother to tell us a story
like, "tell me about this man, but he was super angry cause reasons. and apollon is like pio pio, and this other guy is like 'i miss my wife"
Omg i knew polites would be a butterfly in his next life✨️
My therapist called Penelope "Fenelope", so i hate her now
Sometimes i have to remind myself that telemachus is actually older than me
Like, hes such a baby, but hes also fucking 20???
Hc that athena has really long hair, and she braiding it before fights and stuff
ody
odysseus
king of ithaca
father of telemachus
son of lartes
hermes is your grandfather
what the fuck
I just love the relationship between a man and his dog