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Creator/writer of I Need A Miracle, host of Merely Roleplayers. (Those are podcasts.) He/him.
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"Ring Of Climbing? Oh No, Whoever's Selling Those Is Running Quite The Cruel Scheme. There's A Nasty
"Ring of Climbing? Oh no, whoever's selling those is running quite the cruel scheme. There's a nasty neatness to it: someone who wants magical help climbing would be the least likely to know why climbing with a ring on is a very, very bad idea."
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Chris (who plays Kincaid in Merely Roleplayers: Vigil) is the determinist friend to the extent that he tried that line in a maths exam
Me: wow three nat 1s in a row the odds of that are like one in eight-thousand
My determinist friend: actually the probability of it happening was one-hundred percent because it happened