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Merely Matt

Creator/writer of I Need A Miracle, host of Merely Roleplayers. (Those are podcasts.) He/him.

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Chris (who Plays Kincaid In Merely Roleplayers: Vigil) Is The Determinist Friend To The Extent That He

Chris (who plays Kincaid in Merely Roleplayers: Vigil) is the determinist friend to the extent that he tried that line in a maths exam

Me: wow three nat 1s in a row the odds of that are like one in eight-thousand

My determinist friend: actually the probability of it happening was one-hundred percent because it happened

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Req'd By @ztmachine

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such is life!

text: People are downright interesting when they're not being duct taped into one box or another

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A comic by Stephen Collins. Odysseus and his father are talking in Odysseus' home. Father: Odysseus! Odysseus: Father! Father: It's so good to see you after all these years! How was your journey? Odysseus: Not bad, yeah Father: Which way did you come? Odysseus: Oh, I dunno. I just followed the sat nav. Father: (serious now) ...which way did you come Odysseus: Um. I dunno, Dad Father: Did you come via the domain of the cyclops? Odysseus: I think ... um... Father: Through the lair of the Lystraegonian cannibals? Odysseus: Uh... Father: Past the siren song of the enchantresses? Odysseus: Dunno, I had a podcast on. Father: You must've gone the Western Edge of the World way ... past Scylla the six-headed monster and the Whirlpool of Charybdis... Odysseus: Is that by the McDonald's roundabout? Father: Yes. Odysseus: Yeah I did come that way Father: (a vehement release) Oooh you shouldn't come that way

By Stephen Collins

Odysseus Journey.

Odysseus’ journey.

by LegendesCarto


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1 year ago

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods


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1 year ago

"Ring of Climbing? Oh no, whoever's selling those is running quite the cruel scheme. There's a nasty neatness to it: someone who wants magical help climbing would be the least likely to know why climbing with a ring on is a very, very bad idea."


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1 year ago

this weekend I learned about a drinking game called Splitting the G. you get a full pint of guinness in a guinness glass. you pick up that beer and take a big chug. you put the glass back down and look at the level of the beer. if it's between the top and bottom of the G in Guinness you have split the G and you win (or maybe don't lose?)

anyway I'm leaving this here for ttrpg design tumblr to make a resolution mechanic out of. I'm thinking something along the lines of

split the G - succeed

don't drink enough (G still in the black) - fall short

drink too much (G fully in the clear) - overextend yourself and expose yourself to danger (but maybe with some benefit or opportunity for really going for it?)