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do yall think there is a universe where Jason was given to one direction instead of the wolves

constantly constantly thinking about this

So, has anyone ever noticed that Luke only really seems to have done really BIG things personally when Percy was around (as in, at Camp)? Which was like, a pretty small amount of time all things considered? Now I know that logically that's only because Luke is the antagonist and Percy is the protagonist, and as such Luke has to make his moves when the protag is around for the story to function.

That's boring though so here's my personal headcanon of why that is:

Luke was just- chronically overworked to the point of just not having the TIME to deal with shit personally most of the time.

Like genuinly do you all know what sort of WORK goes into forming and sustaining armies like that? Resources, supply lines, allies, logistics, strategy- that all needs to be handled and organized! And we all know for sure Kronos wasn't the one dealing with that, and certainly no monster either. So who does this leave? RIGHT, our favorite little depressed big brother figure Luke. You think that Percy and co. are Luke's main problem? HA, he wished. Luke during every one of his appearances post TLT is just high of his ass on caffeine with a mountain of paperwork on his desk waiting for him. Sorry Lord Kronos I can't do anything against camp right now, I need to do the paperwork for the supply line proposals and then I have a meeting with our strategists to plan for our assaults.

The reason he's so downright evil in SOM? He just came out of a HORRID four-hour meeting trying to figure out how to make functioning communications work while also attempting to smooth over the bureaucracy of a functioning chain of command.

Alabaster has seen him eating raw coffee beans on multiple occasions, no one questions it anymore at this point.

We all thank Silena for managing to hide those grand canyon eyebags the guy has with make up.

Chris SWEARS that he saw Luke chugging three packs of monster energy before suddenly passing out and flatlining for a good minute and getting up and about like nothing happened seconds later. Luke's health is a minefield, the guy doesn't even know where he is half the time on the Princess Andromeda. How hasn't he died of exhaustion yet? No one knows.

Leading theory is that he lives off of spite.

Look at my doctor dawg HE’S gonna DIE

This fucking sucks I’m going to [ remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health ] find glendower

ahhh what would happen if i unironically read rovinsky fics? is that punishable by death?

Fave thing about The Dream Thieves is when kavinsky said "I'm going to kill myself in front of them all to forever change their bond and the trajectory of their lives" and then did and they it just didn't. They're bonds and trajectories were unchanged. Never met a group of less bothered people.

Nobody knows I’m the baddest bitch in this club

Watching house go through his Vicodin withdrawals and he’s my pathetic little meow meow

*gets on my knees and stares at you like you're a God on an altar*

Anything. Name it and it's yours.

Ronan Lynch at Nino’s

no one in this restaurant knows he has a back tattoo

Did Riko Moriyama ghostwrite this after losing the final

Feeling the ground tip out from beneath me as my opponent sweeps my legs out from underneath me. And before even knowing I'm about to fall just watching my coach put his head in his hands.

This one’s for the Declan girlies X

do you guys think kavinsky and hennessy would have been friends

Are you coming to the fourth?

hey um ive got some bad news, your boyfriend (??) exploded. yeah he didn't make it. yeah he's in his own interdimensional afterlife bubble now. he's stuck in there. he told me to tell you he loves you? yeah okay that was a lie. you know what to do.

beach boys… city girls… mountain goats…

rip luke castellan you would have loved the 2024 assassination attempt on donald trump

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

they call me the bad music liker. for reasons that are unclear

happy white boy jumpscare wednesday