There Is Absolutely No Way In Creation Massachusetts Is Allowed In The UK, He Tries To Get On A Plane

there is absolutely no way in creation Massachusetts is allowed in the UK, he tries to get on a plane to the UK and gets kicked out of the airport. Went to France for the olympics tried to take the chunnel just to see if he could didn't even make it onto the train before security was after him. He is allowed in Ireland, so he'll just go to the border of Ireland & Northern Ireland and stand Right There, having a stare off with whichever police officer was sent to watch him. Part of the training for the King's Guard is memorizing this guys face just incase he ever gets in. The Government of the United Kingdom classifies him as a National Security Risk. Despite this he has become a trending meme in the UK & Ireland multiple times because every picture they have of him looks like a Ben Affleck meme. They’re like “this man is a THREAT” and the picture is him like in the act of accidentally spilling his whole large iced coffee on himself.

hi guys sorry for the lack of art lately (I’ve been making a bunch of bracelets lately and ive been distracted.)

here’s Washington as an apology

the midwest states started saying 'mothershucker' instead of motherfucker ironically, and next thing they knew it was unironic. pray for them as they try to stop saying mothershucker instead of an actual swear word, please it's been months.

@closeddoor-knockknockk and I were discussing Vermont and what goes on there. I brought up that it's the birthplace of Ben and Jerry's. Oregon is the home of Tillamook ice cream. So I said that if you ship the two (in WTTT), their ship name could be Creamsicle.

(Also, because they're both pretty cold in winter, especially Vermont, so it's a play on icicle.)

AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER SAYS THAT THEIR SHIP NAME COULD BE

VOREGON.

So I'm blocking it on all platforms /j. That is a curse on this earth. Please never bring up "Voregon" again. Thank you.

florida: Don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you've become a lot more fun since I've known you.

california: Thanks! And if I may return the compliment, I think you've become marginally less annoying.

prev I gotchu <3

It’s a restaurant known for their crepes.

fandom these states

should be a form of

of that gif and those seagulls but replace the word mine with hunting or huntin' like i'm so fr rn

that was their genuine reaction to gov sayin' this

pls tell me my vision is seen