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I have this overarching headcanon that before all the states moved into the Statehouse (minus Hawaii of course bc she knows her worth lol) that a lot of the states just kind of lived in weird ass, region specific places, finding themselves doing all sorts of jobs throughout their time.

All this to say that I believe Maine 100% was a seafaring lobsterman who definitely spent time as a lighthouse keeper. I can just imagine the locals gathering so many spooky stories about ghosts, crazy old men, etc., surrounding whatever lighthouse he posted himself up in.

Only to find the fucking human embodiment of the state of Maine having the time of his life puttering around in the fog, singing sea shanties as he turns the light on to help incoming ships.

Massachusetts has that Sal vulcano laugh. he is definitely more of a wheeze/cackle kinda guy

plus the falling over too, I can see that

@closeddoor-knockknockk and I were discussing Vermont and what goes on there. I brought up that it's the birthplace of Ben and Jerry's. Oregon is the home of Tillamook ice cream. So I said that if you ship the two (in WTTT), their ship name could be Creamsicle.

(Also, because they're both pretty cold in winter, especially Vermont, so it's a play on icicle.)

AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER SAYS THAT THEIR SHIP NAME COULD BE

VOREGON.

So I'm blocking it on all platforms /j. That is a curse on this earth. Please never bring up "Voregon" again. Thank you.

It’s been a hot minute since I posted any art; have a New York.

Florida: why don’t they make stained glass fishtanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt.

California: fascinated by the implication that it’s the stained glass that gave us the guilt.

Wyoming (wanting an individual identity like we all do): You can't keep coming to the table when someone calls for a square state. You have 697 sides for god's sake, you aren't a real square at all, you aren't even a quad. And even on the map, you look more like a rectangle than a square! Colorado (somehow stone cold sober): Shapes are just illusions, man.

new jersey is for haters

Doing some research for a wttt Vermont centric fanfiction, and the way this is worded is so funny to me for no reason…

peak middle child behaviour

I love flocali

they're both considered two of the most annoying states for different reasons and they're roommates

Love ships where its like some guy with autism and his special interest is his wife

i have way too many thoughts about the statehouse itself. like damn it's a building who knew I could think this much about it

Hello

MuffinRoll ship (CocoMass) opinions?

omg the i can't get over the name that's incredible.

Never really thought about it but they're vibes are so different I bet they'd be a pretty weird but fun couple. idk why (probably bc I lived in Boston lol) but they give off huge stoner boyfriends vibes.

Mass rants A LOT and Colorado is a good listener

The only thing they fight about is hockey. They get HEATED, but it's all in good fun. They like big strong men whack stick on ice

------------------------------------------------------------------------------Colorado: ur my ideal blunt rotation <3

Massachusetts: bro wtf does that even- oh... awe thanks ya friggin' weirdo (⸝⸝⸝O﹏ O⸝⸝⸝)

Old woman love… Vermont (left) and New Hammy (right) ☕️ Hammy smiles at nothing but her wife, nothing else to be smiling about she says. These two love autumn so much 🍂 wow… shoutout to old characters. Goes kinda tough. Vermont is a hermit thrush (her feathers are covered up here) and Hammy a birch tree 🌳

your art looks like it would taste like jambalaya and/or shrimp/pos

Aweee thx

Last I checked it had charred grilled cheese that a college dropout forgot about on the stove for too long vibes so glad it’s improved in quality

Loaded question, what’re your state ships, and which are your favorites? Also do you have fic recs for those ships :)))? (Last thing what are your favorite headcanons for some of those ships?)

Omg hi what a convenient excuse to rant excitedly about this!!!

I’m a multishipper so tbh if you gimme any cute and/or interesting pairing, group, or dynamic there’s a good chance I’ll like it!

Rn I’ve been really into TexaCali bc I’m basic lol. I love me a repressed cowboy and I want to study both of these absolute disasters! Texas and Cali are both horse girls btw & I like to imagine they go on little horse adventures like in the old days. I like how people write/characterize these two in such a way where they balance each other out it’s VERY interesting to me heheh!

I also am finding myself kind of partial to Vermont/New Hampshire as well. They give off MAD married for tax purposes vibes idk. Coming from someone from New England, Vermont and New Hampshire really don’t hate each other as much as it’s joked mainly bc people go back and forth through each state a ton, so I like to headcanon that at some point their old rivalry ended when they actually TALKED to each other alone for once and realized they really weren’t that salty and now they fight as a bit just to keep gov on edge.

There’s so many more, and even just singular characters or platonic pairings I could write a whole thesis on, but hopefully that’s good for now!

Thanks for asking below are some fic recs <3

How Texas Lost His Shirt (by SSSSEEEEVVVVEEEENNNN)

-Texas/California

This Old Thing? (by WhatAboutIndigo_65)

- Texas/California

Your Stupid Face (by jasontoddluvr69)

- Texas/California

It Gives You Chills (by WhatAboutIndigo_65)

- Alaska & Arizona & also dogs!

backchanneling (by Anonymous)

- Maine & New Hampshire & Vermont

Going to the F*** Fair (by guessimdemoms)

- New Hampshire/Vermont, Massachusetts/Virginia

That’s all I got.

not saying mass is gay or anything, but his call is canonically 'matt damon and ben affleck' WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING

Whenever Rhode Island goes shopping with another state, he likes to hide in clothing racks and shelves to scare them.

Especially with Texas and Alaska because they are the tallest states and make fun of his height the most.

Rhode thinks its hilarious to see a 7'2 Alaska jump out of skin and shriek like a girl.

Rhode thinks it's funny with Texas too, except he was a little concerned at first when Texas crumbled and passed out (fainting goat type of thing lmao.

states I think Massachusetts has hooked up with/dated over the centuries

California

Connecticut

Delaware

Maryland

New Jersey

New York

North Carolina

Pennsylvania

Rhode Island

South Carolina

Virginia

You know that one audio from Danny Motta’s react to Good Omens? Yeah

California not on fire challenge: impossible

It’s the three basic truths in life! Death, taxes, and California being on fire

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

reverse Florida man in socal, Californian in Florida. California wants to know why it’s so fucking wet, Florida keeps asking if he’s a piece of beef jerky bc of all the dehumidifiers.

California, laying on the ground: I think there’s water in my lungs

Florida: do you need cpr?

California: get away from me immediately.