How Dare It Be Such A Good Day For Sleeping When I Have Not One But TWO Events Involving Exercise Tonight

how dare it be such a good day for sleeping when I have not one but TWO events involving exercise tonight and won’t get home til 1am 😔

there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

Being ace and navigating conversations is a lot like not being into sports and navigating conversations. Most of the time I will get the sayings, rules, lingo, and rituals but sometimes I need things to be clarified. Like the other day I had to ask what NCAA stood for and don’t even ask me what a touchback stands for. I have no clue and I don’t wanna know

girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

Find the difference 🤔

RIP to Poptropica - I’ve lost hope that you will ever get your islands back (The *good* ones. The *hard* ones. The thought provoking and honestly devastatingly sad ones. Cryptid, Monster Carnival, Mystery Train, Game Show….Come back to meeeee)

RIP to Webkinz - I can’t keep buying new pets to keep playing the game if you NO LONGER SELL THE PETS (I’m not buting those frickin ugly new ones and I’m certainly not buying just the code; I want a physical lil fluffball to watch as their online persona absolutely destroys Smoothie Moves)

RIP to Club Penguin - New Club Penguin and Club Penguin Rewritten will never be the same (Also give me more PSA missions you cowards, I can take it!)

RIP to Pixie Hollow - I haven’t played you since I was 7 years old but then you died and it was awful

RIP to the games on the websites of Nick Jr., PBS Kids, and Disney - They did you so dirty, you used to be ten times the size you are now (Backyardigans Robin Hood the Clean and that one Electric Company game - I miss you)

RIP to Build-a-Bear - both the online virtual world game and the workshop (The stores have been devoid of life at *least* since Justice moved online)

RIP to Innerstar University and all of the good American Girl Doll games - I was so good at that cupcake baking job

RIP to my 2010s childhood, which died with the Adobe flash player and honestly way before that 😔