RIP To Poptropica - Ive Lost Hope That You Will Ever Get Your Islands Back (The *good* Ones. The *hard*

RIP to Poptropica - I’ve lost hope that you will ever get your islands back (The *good* ones. The *hard* ones. The thought provoking and honestly devastatingly sad ones. Cryptid, Monster Carnival, Mystery Train, Game Show….Come back to meeeee)

RIP to Webkinz - I can’t keep buying new pets to keep playing the game if you NO LONGER SELL THE PETS (I’m not buting those frickin ugly new ones and I’m certainly not buying just the code; I want a physical lil fluffball to watch as their online persona absolutely destroys Smoothie Moves)

RIP to Club Penguin - New Club Penguin and Club Penguin Rewritten will never be the same (Also give me more PSA missions you cowards, I can take it!)

RIP to Pixie Hollow - I haven’t played you since I was 7 years old but then you died and it was awful

RIP to the games on the websites of Nick Jr., PBS Kids, and Disney - They did you so dirty, you used to be ten times the size you are now (Backyardigans Robin Hood the Clean and that one Electric Company game - I miss you)

RIP to Build-a-Bear - both the online virtual world game and the workshop (The stores have been devoid of life at *least* since Justice moved online)

RIP to Innerstar University and all of the good American Girl Doll games - I was so good at that cupcake baking job

RIP to my 2010s childhood, which died with the Adobe flash player and honestly way before that 😔

I need to share this with you all.

I'm aroace, but I have crushes once in a blue moon. I can count on one hand the number of crushes I've had in my entire life. I recently developed a crush on a girl in my class and y'all, I swear to god, why does nobody talk about how wonderful having a crush is??? She's so pretty! And I get to be around her! And I get to think about how pretty and nice she is! And it makes me so happy! It's amazing! Why don't people talk about this? I see people talking about their partners all the time, but never about crushes and I don't know why. Crushes are amazing! It's like the universe is giving you a big hug and a lovely person who makes your stomach feel like it's in a wave pool! I don't know if I'll ever ask this girl out, but that's okay! I can be her friend and we can keep hanging out and I can keep thinking she's pretty and sweet and wonderful!

how dare it be such a good day for sleeping when I have not one but TWO events involving exercise tonight and won’t get home til 1am 😔

girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

appointment with doctor tomorrow…. they’re taking my blood. And not even in the fun way.

one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it