Mildlybizarrecorvid - Foolishness

what is your timezone my friend i am est idk just curious dont answer if you dont want to mmmmm socializing okxbye

Unfortunately I'd prefer not to say. Thank you for asking though, I'm always happy to provide some socializing!

After the Empire, the yearbook stops of course.

But the jedi had a great many forms of communication, official and... less so.

A few years into his time on Tatooine, Obi-Wan finds a message in an emergency drop-box, a place once used when a message was important but for some reason the jedi couldn't use standard communications.

At once, he's ecstatic! This might be some precious knowledge, it was left in an important place in a very perilous time!

He decodes it, and it reads:

"Bet five credits master Kenobi's still hot as a trinary star system."

He cries.

Broke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because he didn't fit in/Palpatine isolated him

Woke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because all his classmates keep trying to sleep with his Master and it's driving him crazy. If ONE more person asks him for Obi-Wan’s number he's gonna scream.

Ahsoka: Skyguy! Did you know the senior padawans put out a yearbook?? You'll never guess who won MILF (Master I'd Like To Fuck) of the year!!!

Anakin, not looking up: It’s Obi-Wan.

Ahsoka: ...huh did you already see it?

Anakin, with a thousand yard stare: It's always Obi-Wan. It's been Obi-Wan for the last 10 years Snips.

Partly, casual involuntary identity theft does tend to make it difficult to know who you are. I've had to go on so many backpacking treks to re-find myself.

#listen alr i voted hyacinth because hyacinthus in greek myth gets decapitated #thats. thats how he dies. and how we have the flower according to the story #but that could just be me projecting my (probably) special interest

This isn't me saying whether you got it right, but I legitimately had no idea of that. I knew the guy died somehow, and wanted a flower name for the robot

You can probably get that without ai. We've fucked up their genetics, there's probably polydactyl puppers at seven. Or if you're among those folks who use dog for whatever you think fits, a lot of lizard species have weird amounts.

There's no purpose to those shenanigans.

all this for pictures of dogs with seven toes on one foot