#Idk Much About Any Of These Guys#but I Think Dialtone May Have The Highest Chances Of Survival Because

#Idk much about any of these guys#but I think Dialtone may have the highest chances of survival because I believe they are a robot#Though I feel like you could decapitate goop if you tried hard enough

Simple breakdown:

Dialtone: Robot.

Alice: Thirlen (goopy alien)

Flitzkel: Fluffy orb creature

Tarrgven: Tall lizard fellow

Simon: Thirlen

Morf Dalilce: Pretty much looks like a human but blue and horns. Would need a lot of plot armor to survive this.

Nathaniel Robot: Madlad who starts human and eventually becomes robot.

Hyacinth: Robot

Well alright then, I suppose I'll be reblogging this more. Going to be a consistency, occurring across time.

Holy cabooses.

A guy.

guys when they are rabbits

I'M SORRY, WDYM CHIMPS HAVE WARS AND EAT THE LOSERS????? WHAT???

They take part in activities scientists have described as wars, and have been known to engage in cannibalism. Technically it’s not a war crime, but that’s just because they haven’t joined any leagues or signed any conventions.

There’s a reason I prefer other apes.

This causes a timeline where he only like 90% trusts Palpatine, and Episode III goes much more favorably.

All because he couldn't resist temptation on that wedge.

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

I did a thing