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Hyacinths right?
he has a little flower mark on his nose💞
I'm gonna drop a safe on his head ❤️ /pos
CHONK!!! YIPEEE!!
Get a load of this chunky boy
The rediscovery
Get oc lored suckers
(I've gotten new folks since last I lored, so feel free to look at the oc tags on my blog)
You're going to know about Hyacinth
So for starters, ya remember Nathaniel Robot? Also known as bootleg leftist Cave Johnson? Well he had a somewhat similar situation at the end. You know, inevitable decline, hoping to gain immortality through a machine and all that. However:
1: He had a decent bit more time, and
2: He was still batshit weird, but more practically so.
As such, he was able to succeed. But he didn't just have it happen in one go, zip-zap-zorp. That would be pretty stupid if you didn't know at least the basics of robotics.
So as a practice run, he had them invent a true Ai in an effective robot body. Like I said, batshit weird.
After several months frenzied effort, they made what they dubbed Human Creation 1, HC-1 on the paperwork, and Hyacinth in casual conversation. This was a fairly nice place, so you didn't get the kind of stuff that usually makes starter Ais go bad. No abuse of that one special person who treated the robot nice, no contradictory commands, it was smooth as butter. (side note: by human standards, Hyacinth is agender, aromantic, and asexual. They didn't want to waste time programming all that in)
Shortly after, Nathaniel died. It was a big deal, he'd done a lot for the world. Every paper worth it's ink ran an obituary.
Yet shortly after something happened. An earthquake, and while this lab wasn't as deep as Aperture (I'm not that shameless), it was still subterranean. Not optimal when that terrain you're in moves. Everything was falling apart, Hyacinth couldn't get out because they'd been made with treads (not optimal for perilous ground), and they saw someone run past: the second robot, who had Nate in because I'm not going to throw away someone so amusing.
Years later, Dialtone (one of the main ocs) breaks in because it looks cool and isn't in any official maps. She finds Hyacinth, and since that's a massive deal turns them on, takes them home, and has a new roommate.
#Idk much about any of these guys#but I think Dialtone may have the highest chances of survival because I believe they are a robot#Though I feel like you could decapitate goop if you tried hard enough
Simple breakdown:
Dialtone: Robot.
Alice: Thirlen (goopy alien)
Flitzkel: Fluffy orb creature
Tarrgven: Tall lizard fellow
Simon: Thirlen
Morf Dalilce: Pretty much looks like a human but blue and horns. Would need a lot of plot armor to survive this.
Nathaniel Robot: Madlad who starts human and eventually becomes robot.
Hyacinth: Robot
Apollo Would Approve, Right?(this is Apollo with out his colours and designs)
Every 5 minutes of scrolling through Greek Mythology fanarts be like
Come on I can't be the only one
And so here I sleep
in the whirlwinds of the day.
Far away.
My mind wonders though the forests, over the mountains and there where the ocean gently hits the cliffs;
where you hold my hand unashamed, longing gravely for my presence, speaking bravely of what terrifies.
My blood pouring out in tears of sorrow, over hyacinths and there where the safe land's severed into rifts.
Deep away
in my imagination
to which I am a prey.
Emily Yvonne, Away
Um well I love comedy so I drew charaters from some of my faves
In order; Basil fawlty-fawlty towers Dell boy- only fools and horses Rodney- only fools and horses Tony- men behaving badly Gary- men behaving badly Hyacinth bucket- keeping up apperances
So I was browsing and found this lovely piece of work done by @my-name-is-apollo,(which is linked at the bottom of the post) providing evidence for a more effeminate version of Apollo. I personally, have already viewed him as more feminine, so this was the perfect opportunity for me to post my drawing of Apollo and Hyacinthus.
At this point Hyacinthus, Adonis and Narcissus might as well start a self help group in hades for pretty boys that were screwed over by the gods
I just found out the spartans celebrated Hyacinthia each year to honor the death of Hyacithus and it was a very important festival and all.
And I get it, I stan this guy too, but why Hyacinthus of all people? He didnt do anything exept screw a god. Considering Apollo had something going on with roughly half the population of greece I wouldnt even consider that an accomplishment....
Welp. I guess I found a new holiday to eat cake at \(°-°)/
3 days into my Apollo research: Seriosly starting to feel bad for Zephyros;
-> get a bf
-> lose your bf to some shiny god
-> shiny god gets him killed and turned into a hyacith flower
-> seek out new bf
-> loose your bf to some shiny god
-> ex bf kills his pet deer & gets turned into cypress tree
-> shiny god sleeps with your brother
(Seriosly tho, he had something going with boreas, also in some versions its not even zephyros fault hyacinthus dies, Apollo just throws too
hard. After his death Zephyros seeks comfort in cypressus who...well)
Curse the ancient poets for making my hearth crack every time I see a hyacithus flower.
The river of forgetfulness
little did u all know the lethe art was just FORESHADOWING!!!!