What I Think About Ur Zodiac Placements / ~PT 1~

What I think about ur zodiac placements / ~PT 1~

Hello this is my first astrology observation post pls take what I write here with a grain of 🧂.

It’s just for fun 🙃!

Sooooooo let’s dive into the 12 zodiac signs and my personal experience with them personally:)

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Aries 😌: You guys are some of the most intense fire crackers out there, like they have a lot of energy and determination with like literally all aspects of life. I honstley respect u for being energetic and always on the go. I mostly have a good time with these people because they are entertaining,funny and easy to be around with but the bad side of them is just that they can sometimes be all little bit to impatient and self centered and bad mouthed.Also Aries people are sooooo fucking stubborn like a Taurus placements. Like can u even listen for one second. Anyway I personally like Aries placenta bc I don’t get bored with them that much .

Taurus 🤩: I personally really like Taurus placement bc first of all I am one and second of all we are very chill relaxed people. No time to stress no time to argue Taurus people don’t like to be in rush or stress they just like peace and want to relaxxxxxxxx 🫠. They have an immaculate taste when it comes to how they dress, and they style their hair and what the eat .They want the best out of the matierial world and through being patient and consistent they achieve these goals. Taurus is a beautiful but sometimes lazy sign 🌺. They play by their action not their words. Taurus people like also things that smell and look good on others ( When I see a man or woman that smells bomb 1000 x that passes me by I tend to look their direction and want to ask them where they got that fragrance or perfume from bc Taurus people get highhhhh from that shit 🍃🌸 ahahahaah ).The bad side about Taurus people is the most well know fact that is their stubbornness like we don’t give a fuck about what u have to say If we feel like it’s not valuable or important in any kind of way. Well …. it’s going to dismissed. Taurus people are also very slow with their actions sometimes toooo slow. And the last point is their possessiveness they know exactly that they can be really focused and stingy with people or material items these are the kids in kindergarten that refuse to share shit or take things from other because the know want they want and once they know what they want their mind turn into a ROCK 🪨. ( Side note: Also don’t provoke them or make these people angry unless u want a visit from the devil 👿)

Gemini😕: Chille Gemini the twin twin twinsssss idk what to write but the fact that u guys are fake!Sorry not sorry I have always had that opinion about y’all and it probably will never change. u guys are not that bad but I find most of u kinda annoying the to much of talking and gossiping drives me insane like can y’all stf up for a minute I need a BREEAAAAaak 🤯. But I can appreciate ur intellect and observations about certain things. One thing about Gemini is that they can be funny and crack the most out of nowhere jokes. I have seen a lot of Geminis being two sided or twisted bc of indecisiveness u guys don’t know what y’all want because there are so many options, thoughts, ideas, opinions about things so u get confused and confuse others. So I can give u guys some compassion for that .but all in all I find u still (annoying & F A K E 😘).

Cancer 🥺🌸:

Awwwweeeeeweee my babies I am about two cry writing bc u are my soul sisters and brothers 🥲. I loveeeeeeeeeee u guys so much bc u are one of the most loyal people on this universe . The way u care about people that don’t give two fucks about y’all it’s sadddd 😖. I love that I can sit with u in silence and everything is good and calm and chill. I appreciate the fact that I can vent or tell things to you that deeply impact me and there is not judgement. Cancers have really kind hearts and souls ONLY FOR PEOPLE THEY CARE ABOUT. that’s why it takes some time for them to open up and be themselves.But once u have seen their family / brother, sisters, mama, Dady, sons, daughters, even fucking ancestors then let me tell you … u are in their life permanent 🤫 or for a very long time because once they love u they will be family to u or u to them. So positive side is that they are caring, good listeners, respectful, homebodies, chill people and loyal!!! NOW ITS NOT ALL SWEET LIKE CANDY WITH CANCERS BC they can be the complete opposite when they don’t like u or u have hurt them. Cancers tend to have a hard time expressing anger. So once they are fed up with u the are ready to literally attack u like a crab 🦀. So yeah them being passive aggressive is a huge bad side and a victim complex after u dumbed them they will pull out the fact that the took care of u and this and that so . Treat them nicely and everything shall be good 👍 ( I guess??😬)

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SHAKING MY HEAD ASTRO NOTES PT.4

# unpopular opinion !!!!!

🤦🏾‍♀️Venus in Libra, Venus conjunct Mars, are u guys talking to me or flirting with me. Because HONEY it is hard to differentiate, with yall charming asses. You all make my heart and mind hurt , chile. #Stop it 😏😍!

🤦🏾‍♀️Moon/- Lilith hard aspects = sexsist in WORST CASE (extreme ,out of ordinary views on females, womanhood, and female roles)

or the complete opposite being a hard core (feminist) but bashing men for literally existing.🤥 ! # In Worst case ,have seen it in many ppl charts!!

🤦🏾‍♀️Jupiter in the 3rd talk aloooot to the point of making my ears hurt, like 1000 words in 1 min is to much for me girl! # chiiiiiiiillllew

🤦🏾‍♀️Uranus in the 11th switing friend groups every new season of the year. These are the friends that you wont see that much because of how unpredictable they are ! like can yall settle down for once and not flake on people!

🤦🏾‍♀️Same with Uranus in the 7th in parterships they come and go like the wind blowing !

🤦🏾‍♀️Cancers placements and their victimization complex,

🤦🏾‍♀️same goes for pisces placements !

🤦🏾‍♀️cancer mixed with libra not showing ppl that they dont like them at all, holding a lot of resentment, and anger towards people # babes this is not helathy!

🤦🏾‍♀️the award of the attention whore of the zodiac goes tooooooo leo and LIBRAAAAAAS

🤦🏾‍♀️libras can sometimes rely to much on other people to the point of codependence! Wanting their friends partners pick and choose everything for them # i aint your mama babes!

🤦🏾‍♀️Opposite goes for Aries and Taurus placemenrs SUPER independent avoiding and rejecting help from others. #Hating to ask People for shit!

🤦🏾‍♀️Aquarius placements and their sometimes ultimate, god complex, wider than the univers EGOS , everytihing i say is and must be right (mixed with gemini, virgo, or mercury dominance) , get on my motherfucking nerves# somebody needs to check yall asses 🙄 !

🤦🏾‍♀️mars - uranus/mars- jupiter harsh aspects men are so fucking reckless , two steps away of putting yourself in a sticky situations #be carful, dont be breaking no windows, doors and unless u want to go to jail,

🤦🏾‍♀️12th house stelliums/Pisces Stelliums not living in the Moment at all. These are people u gotta call their names 5 times until they´ll catch up and wake up from lala land!# Practincing midfullness might solve the maladaptive day dreaming, # i suffer from ths shit to !! 🫤

🤦🏾‍♀️Virgos having this inner need to be perfect, babes u are fine just the way u are !!

🤦🏾‍♀️Down side of their internal perfectionism is that they mirror that back on to others. Being very critical and nitpicky about the smallest things !

🤦🏾‍♀️Lilith in the 5th/ Leo are over board scary party animals 🤠☠️ literally wanting to party and be drunk every fucking day #yall need to slow down and chiiiiiiiiillle

🤦🏾‍♀️Saturn in the 5th you guys despise children. Children for them are these scary little monsters !

🤦🏾‍♀️Venus sqaure Uranus/ Jupiter, Jupiter / Uranus in the 7th have or had a lot of suitors, relationships but sometimes they take them for granted, not taking them seriously because they have lots of options, Thinking it is all games ! # LUST before actual LOVE ! #beginning stages, # underdeveloped

🤦🏾‍♀️Venus- Mercury are dangerous charming motherfuckers hyponotizing you with their words, can use this power to take advantage of other people if not evolved, like manipulating, scamming, lying especially with Pluto and neptune prominence in Chart # siren voices 🔊

🤦🏾‍♀️Chiron in the 1st house, Chiron - ASC hard aspects are prone to pay a lot of attention to the physical appearance of others . Like having a pimple, thin hair, etc, theyll analyze your whole body and you wonder WHY??? # mmmmmhh, y’all guess? 🤔😐

🤦🏾‍♀️DARK: Mars in the 10th, Lilith in the 10, Pluto in the 10th, Neptune in the 10th, Chiron in the 10th, 10th house stellium if afflicted might be addicted to fame, success and high social status, selling their souls/ authenticity, exploiting other ppl, doing the most random insane shit , only for them to be at the top. #power greed, politicians, social media, celebrities!!

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8H Pluto native:

You were born to be a healer

You were born to analyze human behavior

You were born to be an emotional intelligent person

You were born to explore your sexuality

You were born to break your generational trauma and curse

You were born to change the world (for better or worse)

You were born to make at least (1) great impact

You were born to understand that there is more to life than relationships

Planet - Ascendent Aspects 🌈

^First impression in a few words 🦋

(All major aspects can be included)

~ Venus - Asc = Love me 🌸

~ Mars - Asc = Fight me 🌶

~ Saturn - Asc= Respect me 🤨

~ Moon - Asc= Come to me 🧑🏽‍🍼☺️

~ Uranus - Asc = Chill with me 🙂

~ Sun - asc= Look at me 🤗

~ Mercury - Asc= Talk to me 😃

~ Jupiter- Asc = Be friends with me 🤝😝

~ Neptune- Asc= Be hypnotized by me 🧜🏽‍♀️

~ Pluto - Asc = Be obsessed with me 🫦🔥

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ASTERIOD- ASC ASPECTS

First impression in a few words 🦋: ~ Lilith- Asc = 🥵 ( nothing more) ~ Chiron- Asc = don’t look at me 👉🏽👈🏽 ~ Eros- Asc = feeelll me 🔥🔥

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SHAKING MY HEAD ASTRO NOTES PT.4 # unpopular opinion !!!!! 🤦🏾‍♀️Venus in Libra, Venus conjunct Mars, are u guys talking to me or flirtin

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SHAKING MY HEAD ASTRO NOTES PT.3

# Shady Astro Notes 💅🏽

⚠️TRIGGER WARNING ( This Post contains harsh language and very provocative opinions ) a lot of you will be triggered because I draaagg here HARD (including my self )! Sooooo guys have fun ☺️🦄!

🤦🏾‍♀️This has nothing to do with any placements but why do daddy Saturn ⛓ and Captain Pluto 🔪have to be suuuuch a pain in the Aaaaaasssss in astrology. These planets rotate slow but fuuuuck ppls lifes up reall fast. # can we get some new planets on our solar system, # I’ m tired of them 😮‍💨

🤦🏾‍♀️I love cancer placements ok 👌🏾 but if they feel hurt by you or you hurt their family and friends, girl I better ruuuun bc that is when the crab claws 🦞 are going to come out and squeeze the soul out of u 🫣😬!! # be nice to them # don’t mess with them !!

🤦🏾‍♀️Same goes for the fishy- goat ( Capricorn) placements don’t play with their TIME, friends, social media, boyfriend, mamas, uncles, JOBS, MONEY, name , reputation just everything OR u will feel daddy Saturns Karma. OK ??

🤦🏾‍♀️Saturn in the 1st , Saturn-Asc aspects, Capricorn in the 1st/ 10th, Saturn dominant be having sooome rbf that are quietly uuuuuuuummm scary and unwelcoming, but I most say that y’all can be hot 🥵 mfs still with the rbf # that bone structure is impeccable 👌🏾

🤦🏾‍♀️Pluto dominant/ Saturn dominant ppl I know we have not had it easy in life and struggled a lot with other ppl but I got say that:

“NOT EVERYONE IS OUT HERE TO GET U” ☹️ like the intrusive thoughts, trust issues and anxiety we feel about people is yeah honestly not healthy for us . So babes, boys lern to luv yourself ( ok this totally in the wrong category but anyway🤦🏾‍♀️) # love y’all , # let openness guide you not fear !!

🤦🏾‍♀️If their is ONE placement that is the Ultimate cultural appropriater or copy cat then the award goes tooooooooo……………………Neptune in the 1st house, Neptune aspect Asc. # period , #” I SAID WHAT I SAID” : nene leaks # I have this aspect my self .

🤦🏾‍♀️Aries stellium, Aries risign if underdeveloped hold the queen title of being a meeeeaaan gurl. 👸 #periodt

🤦🏾‍♀️Mercury square Pluto , ahhh 😮‍💨why the hell are y’all so aggressive and argumentative when stating your opinion and when nobody agrees y’all go to the EXTREME ! but for real though I have seen these people argue with teachers over the dumbest shit and getting defensive realllly quick !

🤦🏾‍♀️Moon Libra , Venus in Libra if underdeveloped have these unreciprocated, frowning faces when they see some ugly, or less attractive . Can y’all be a bit more empathetic, not everybody is , or can be beautiful on this earth. # superficial, also very picky in love for good looks !

🤦🏾‍♀️ Venus In Pisces , Venus -Neptune Aspects how are you and your imaginary booooyyyyfriend ??? 👁👄👁 like we gotta stop , it’s kinda embarrassing 🙈 u know 👉🏽👈🏽. #delusional , # get a lifffeeeh gurl !

🤦🏾‍♀️Venus in TAURUS/ in the 2nd , Lilith Taurus/ in the 2nd , Pluto in the 2nd , Mars in Capricorn / Taurus winning the Titel of being a GOLD DIGGER , and wanting a sugar daddy soooo fucking bad . # Go get a jooooob, # You also gooo get a lifeeeeeh honey 👀, # Or go get that bag 💰 💅🏽!!!

🤦🏾‍♀️Mars in the 2nd / Jupiter in the 2nd house can hustle for the bag but spend money like it’s water 💧 💴 🫠!

🤦🏾‍♀️Women with Jupiter in /7th, Venus in Libra, Gemini, Aquarius , Sagittarius, Venus /Uranus, Venus/Jupiter Hard aspects are stereotypical Hooooooeees ! # not everyone with this but some 😏 #

🤦🏾‍♀️Same goes for Men with Mars in Libra, Gemini , Sagittarius, Aquarius, Mars- Uranus , Mars - Jupiter , Mars - Venus Hard aspects aspects stereotypical Fboys ! # not everyone with this but some of y’all 😏 #

🤦🏾‍♀️DARK: Moon - Chiron, Moon - Lilith, Moon- Pluto hard aspects if UNDERDEVELOPED!!!!! y’all be telling everyone that women don’t like u , and woman are mean and this and that BUT …… ….. girl DO U EVEN LIKE WOMAN OR GIRLS ??????????? . Bc some of y’all don’t even know how to be a girls ride or die friend but rather a pick me , choose me , I’m not like the other girls friend ! # I am just saying 🤷🏽‍♀️, # drag me if u want to !

🤦🏾‍♀️Can we talk about the fact that Pluto in the 3rd house and Pluto in the 8th housers are THE DARK Master manipulaters but don’t get caught doing so 🤫!! . # sneaky mfs

🤦🏾‍♀️ Taurus placements, Say it with me : I DONT LIKE TO SHARE SHIT WITH PEOPLE !! I’m stingy ass fuck , and love to treat only me, myself and I , it’s okkkkayyy guys ! # I’m giving myself a pass bc that fact will never change about me 😩! # Sorry not sorry !

🤦🏾‍♀️ People with Sun in the 1st house can be very selfish , they put themselves befor anybody ( which is not so bad) but if underdeveloped they will not think twice about dumping you for the dummest reasons !

🤦🏾‍♀️ Venus in Scorpio, Venus in the 8th, Venus - Pluto hard aspects, Pluto in the 7th, 8th , Scorpio in the 7th, 8th , 7th house ruler in the 8th house. LOVE a mf like their is no tomorrow ! Jealousy and possessiveness is a huge theme for these individuals . „As I mentioned in one of my past posts: If they say they want u “they mean they want your soul” 🤐/ you are theirs whether you like it or not the love and passions is so intense it literally kills them inside if they can’t control or possess u the way they want to! And that is when shit hits the fan and they literally go insane or crazy for the sake of LOVE 🖤❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥! # pls don’t go to that extent # I really am worried my loves 😦?!

Okay guys, if you have made it to the end ,then I got say you have some strong nerves ok !👌🏾

Comment your opinions and thoughts ! Luv u ❤️‍🔥

Stay tuned for PT.4

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SHAKING MY HEAD ASTRO NOTES PT.2 (I know , she is not shaking her head on this gif but we still are confused right? 🙃) YAEAH ! 🤦🏾‍♀️ - Mar

ASTERIOD- ASC ASPECTS

First impression in a few words 🦋:

~ Lilith- Asc = 🥵 ( nothing more)

~ Chiron- Asc = don’t look at me 👉🏽👈🏽

~ Eros- Asc = feeelll me 🔥🔥

~ Ceres -Asc = come to me 👩🏼‍🍼

~ Juno- Asc= marry me 💍

~ Child- Asc = help me 🍼

~ Lust- Asc = fuuuuuuuuuu*** me 🙈💧😩❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

~ Nessus- Asc = don’t abuse me 😢😞🖤

~ Angel- Asc = protect me 😇

~ Sappho- Asc = be inspired by me 👩‍🎨📝

~ Aphrodite- Asc= be gentle with me 🌸🌸🌹🎀

~ Sirene- Asc= be allured by me 🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🤍🤍⚜️