Its So Crazy That This Is Gonna End Up A Before Picture

It’s so crazy that this is gonna end up a before picture

His appetite is a force to be reckoned with, and I can't help but be impressed by the sheer dedication to the feast. The way he's loading up on pizza is like witnessing a master at work, turning each slice into a masterpiece for his ever-expanding tank. It's no wonder I only see him wear sweatpants. A wise choice on his part! Stretch waist pants, the saviors of expanding waistlines. Now, every bite can be savored without the constraints of unforgiving buttons and belts. Although, by looking at him I think he's blown through many buttons and shirts. His old wardrobe definitely can't contain him... I saw him wearing a shirt from highschool the other day and wow. That small shirt sure was struggling to contain his current mass. It's as if the shirt itself is reminiscing about the days when it had an easier job. Now, it's caught in the midst of a gluttonous evolution, stretched to its limits by this fat boy.

So full after that stuffing yesterday omfg

I feel like 2 pies into the stuffing I lose the ability to form coherent thoughts

This belly just keeps growing

Feeling so round

Bouncing