New Friend Aquired!

New friend aquired!

Side note: Amanda had good intentions dw

Miraculous Ladybug AU where, like in the deleted scene from the movie, Marinette only recently moved to Paris from China so she barely speaks any French. And all of Paris thinks Ladybug is this cold, calculating, silent badass cause she never speaks in interviews, leaving Chat Noir to do enough talking for both of them.

Until one day, Chat Noir is all like "My dear, dear, lady. We have been working together for so long, and I've come to believe we are close. But you never talk to me. You never respond to my jokes. You never consider my flirts. You never fill me in on your plans. Did I do something to upset you? Please, if so, let me atone. Let us be friends and partners, M'lady" And Ladybug just looks at him for a while before saying, in very broken French. "My... French... very bad..." and Chat Noir has to reconsider everything he thought he knew about Ladybug. Then they both realize they speak Mandarin Chinese and just start blabbering on and on to each other during fights and patrols.

Which then gives Adrien the idea to approach the weirdly quiet girl in his class to see if she maybe also doesn't know French. Blah blah, Adrien and Mari talk all the time and Marinette gets better at French cause of him.

Two jugdy bitches meet their worst nightmare of a person. Themselves.

Binghe is such an interesting chatacter with the way that him being love brained is the least of anyone's problem. The only way i can describe it is if he was one of those girls that went to a very prestigious university, fell in love with one of his teacher and dropped everything to become a housewife but everyone can agree it was for the best because if he followed the girlboss path hundreds would have died because there's something deeply wrong with him. It's a good day when a character belongs to the kitchen but not because of sexist beliefs but because if they were left yearning out in the wild they'd become a serial killer or some shit like that

I like to imagine that Senshi isn't acting that different as an Elf, its just coming across different bevause of his looks.

I like to imagine this is how other Dwarves see him, a delicate pretty boy. It's just other races can't read Dwarf body language that well.

Then he's an elf and suddenly they see his mannerisms in a different light, but he's always been this way. They just didn't have Dwarf Goggles.

Like how other Half Foots instantly clock middle aged Chilchuck but everyone else thinks uwu baby

Hey, for those who want to write lotm reaction fics, I have an idea.

Imagine if Sefirah Castle was annoyed because it was mistreated and started to complain by suddenly showing clips of all the times Mr. Fool destroyed the space to the Tarot Club members while Mr. Fool is sleeping. (But don’t represent it with a person(s); it only has living characteristics, it’s not a person. It’s like the dice of probability which can be 'communicated' with (threatened) and wants to take revenge when it’s not threatened—unfortunately Gehrman scared it until the end).

Tarot Club startled by the sudden images on their god in Sefirah Castle: How blasphemous. *still watching*

You don’t need to tweak the original story or drop Klein’s vest, you can simply show the moments above Sefirah Castle that are convenient and in the order you want, it’s your choice whether to add thoughts or not.

It has so much potential with Mr. Fool divining gods, threatening sealed artifacts and reprimanding Creeping Hunger, responding to the Sea God’s believers’ prayers, scamming Leonard into taking the Star card, protecting Bernadette when she visits her corrupted father, listing his allies and enemies before the final battle, negotiating deals with the lamp god, saving Fors on full moon nights, recruiting other Tarot Club members (you can even add Gehrman’s because he made his marionnette choose his code name aloud), not reading his own Bible then having to take it out when Amon rings the bell, conjuring figures of people that aren’t there because he is lonely, telling Arrodes he is scared at the end, etc… Yes I pretty much remember the whole novel more than a year after reading it.

I hope I inspired you all and will soon see a multiplication of lotm reaction fics on AO3.

But please don’t do it in a chronological order, even if you don’t use my idea, it’s really boring and I’ve already read chapter 1 so many times by now with the fics on Lofter.