Miraculous Ladybug AU Where, Like In The Deleted Scene From The Movie, Marinette Only Recently Moved

Miraculous Ladybug AU where, like in the deleted scene from the movie, Marinette only recently moved to Paris from China so she barely speaks any French. And all of Paris thinks Ladybug is this cold, calculating, silent badass cause she never speaks in interviews, leaving Chat Noir to do enough talking for both of them.

Until one day, Chat Noir is all like "My dear, dear, lady. We have been working together for so long, and I've come to believe we are close. But you never talk to me. You never respond to my jokes. You never consider my flirts. You never fill me in on your plans. Did I do something to upset you? Please, if so, let me atone. Let us be friends and partners, M'lady" And Ladybug just looks at him for a while before saying, in very broken French. "My... French... very bad..." and Chat Noir has to reconsider everything he thought he knew about Ladybug. Then they both realize they speak Mandarin Chinese and just start blabbering on and on to each other during fights and patrols.

Which then gives Adrien the idea to approach the weirdly quiet girl in his class to see if she maybe also doesn't know French. Blah blah, Adrien and Mari talk all the time and Marinette gets better at French cause of him.

😭😭 I’m so obssessed w them

people make binghe too cool in modern aus. he should be irrevocably weird. he has no interest in friends he's too busy trying to become a housewife. he spends all his free time drawing himself and laoshi on deviantart yaoi bases and updating his followers on his absurdly weird teacher crush community account (he's a microcelebrity because people are expecting him to snap and kill someone). sy is aware of both of these accounts but just thinks binghe is overly affectionate (he had a hard childhood it would be wrong for sy to brush him off!!). binghe abruptly disappears off the face of the internet and everyone thinks he died and he gets youtube essays made on him and then he comes back like nothing happened 6 years later with wedding pictures. only after this do people connect him with a cooking youtube channel centered around making meals for the poster's "beloved," who apparently was the teacher this whole time. he never posts again

so if this is what tallman mithrun looks like..

and THIS is what Lycion looks like..

then……..

New friend aquired!

Side note: Amanda had good intentions dw

there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living