PLEASE, WHY AM I LAUGHING FOR THE ENTIRE TIME OF JINS ANTICS?!

PLEASE, WHY AM I LAUGHING FOR THE ENTIRE TIME OF JIN’S ANTICS?!

Ohh fuck a lizard watching a live porn.

— SOFTY (m)

↛ seokjin x reader

a freshman and senior seemingly despise each other, one says the other acts older than they are and one says the other acts like a child, a feud brewing within the estranged pair.

↛ genre: gb n’ bg series, uni!au, good boy!seokjin, smut, fluff

↛ warnings: explicit language, slight age gap, unprotected sex, little bit of masturbation, vanilla sex

↛ words: 7.5k

↛ note: like mentioned above the sex is vanilla cuz he’s old yah know, it fits the concept okaaay

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God, please forgive my sins for this man. Oh Hell, I think I will come visit you because of this man.

Listen, was it really necessary for him to do that little finger curl... TWICE?

and then put his damn fingers up to his lips...?

No it wasn't....But it was certainly appreciated.

Imagine Yoongi like this is sooooooo sweet and fluffy and I will have a diabetes. Thank you.

➥ fic title: shift back

➥ genre: romance, fluff, smut, humor, fantasy!au

➥ pairing: shifter!yoongi x reader

➥ summary: You wake up with your cat nowhere to be found and a naked stranger oddly spooning you in your bed.

➥ plot twist: The cat and the man is seemingly the same thing. And he’s asking you to freaking mate him?! What the actual—!

➥ warnings: NSFW, 18+, loss of virginity, dirty talk, oral, overstimulation, mating, cumplay

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WHY THIS IS SO CUTE!!!

happy birthday, chim chim!!

yoongi: you could talk to snakes all this time and you still thought you were a hufflepuff?

jimin: i thought everyone could do it!

jungkook: well, at least we know you’re not a ravenclaw

jimin: i will tell my snake to bite you, you lil shit

WHY HOSEOK IS SO HOT?!?!

I need a fireman

hoseok x vogue