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every house episode:

house: it’s NOTHING!!! let me sleep and take vicodin

cuddy/wilson: do the case pretty pleaseee

house: ok team do the tests

team: we did the tests

house: all your ideas are stupid put them on the stupid drug and do the illegal treatments

team: ok

team: the PAITIENT IS DYING

house: lol oops

house: (saves patient at last moment using autism magic after causing them, their family, his team, cuddy, and wilson emotional distress)

house: see you all are stupid i am the smartest in the world and i have a motorcycle nananaboonoo

wilson: my wife hates me and i cheat on her

hes so real

Marauders + Lily = good

Marauders + Regulus= good

Marauders + Lily and Regulus = excellent

Marauders - Peter = Cowardly, and your blood line is weak

Todo lo que fue de los dos son ecos de amor

(Everything left between you and me are echos of love)

Marauders fandom!! You have been summoned. Look! It’s a James! Feast thine eyes! (I’m sorry, do what you want. I’m not the boss of you. Have a nice day.)

The moon and the star

Print available on my inprint, link in bio!

YESYESYES FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE THIS IS THE SIRIUS I’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT

I'mma be honest here would I have bullied Snape in school, no. But I definitely would have talked shit about him behind his back so....

Currently in a country where house is on Netflix so I'm really in the mood

stronger - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 166

"I mean, I'm a Beater. I'm obviously the strongest out of all of us," Sirius drawled grinning lazily as he settled into an armchair in the Common Room.

Remus stared. "Pads," he said, tilting his head. "I'm literally a werewolf."

"So?" Sirius responded, raising an eyebrow. "Doesn't mean you're stronger than me."

"It...really does," he remarked, shocked that they were having this conversation.

"Prove it," the shorter boy challenged, shooting him a smirk.

And, without thinking about it, Remus stood and scooped Sirius out of his chair bridal-style, lifting him into his arms. "Proof enough?" he asked, realizing far too late that their faces were much closer now. His heart beat traitorously in his chest and he felt himself go a bit red.

The other boy's face was even more flushed, and he looked like he was struggling for words as he spoke. "I-erm-yeah, that's-"

"Good," Remus nodded, placing him back down. He tried to ignore the fact that he missed Sirius's weight in his arms.

this is so funny. ducklings from wish.

this is so funny. ducklings from wish.

love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol

miss these losers every DAMN day of my life

You want me to drink water? The thing that killed Regulus Black?

Reblog if you've ever stayed up all night to read a fanfiction about dead gay wizards on a School night

Sirius Black is white as fuck. He’s pale. He might as well be translucent. He borderline glows in the dark. He spends more than five minutes in the sun without UV protection he’s turning a lovely shade of pink. James (who’s desi) and Remus (who might be welsh but has to explain to people that he is in fact white) scream when Sirius walks into a dark room claiming they saw a ghost and tell him to turn of the light at bedtime because they can still see him in the dark and and

look, i love book worm, quiet, brooding, introverted regulus as much as the next guy,,,,but gimme a regulus that moved out with sirius when he was 17 and basically turned into a mini him. they both shop at thrift stores, run a tattoo shop, are covered in ink and piercings, he's loud and adventurous and smokes, he goes to rock shows and blares punk music too late at night JUST LET ME HAVE THIS

credit to heir.of.atticus on insta (he's just reggie to me)