This Is So Funny. Ducklings From Wish.

this is so funny. ducklings from wish.

I'mma be honest here would I have bullied Snape in school, no. But I definitely would have talked shit about him behind his back so....

YESYESYES FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE THIS IS THE SIRIUS I’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT

Sirius Black is white as fuck. He’s pale. He might as well be translucent. He borderline glows in the dark. He spends more than five minutes in the sun without UV protection he’s turning a lovely shade of pink. James (who’s desi) and Remus (who might be welsh but has to explain to people that he is in fact white) scream when Sirius walks into a dark room claiming they saw a ghost and tell him to turn of the light at bedtime because they can still see him in the dark and and

miss these losers every DAMN day of my life

stronger - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 166

"I mean, I'm a Beater. I'm obviously the strongest out of all of us," Sirius drawled grinning lazily as he settled into an armchair in the Common Room.

Remus stared. "Pads," he said, tilting his head. "I'm literally a werewolf."

"So?" Sirius responded, raising an eyebrow. "Doesn't mean you're stronger than me."

"It...really does," he remarked, shocked that they were having this conversation.

"Prove it," the shorter boy challenged, shooting him a smirk.

And, without thinking about it, Remus stood and scooped Sirius out of his chair bridal-style, lifting him into his arms. "Proof enough?" he asked, realizing far too late that their faces were much closer now. His heart beat traitorously in his chest and he felt himself go a bit red.

The other boy's face was even more flushed, and he looked like he was struggling for words as he spoke. "I-erm-yeah, that's-"

"Good," Remus nodded, placing him back down. He tried to ignore the fact that he missed Sirius's weight in his arms.