It's Dangerous To Go Alone, Take This *hands You Big Glob Of Blue Substance*

It's dangerous to go alone, take this *hands you big glob of blue substance*

One man's trash (derogatory) is another man's trash (affectionate)

If birds wore shorts, would they wear them like this:

Or like this:

Tubbee

Im trying a new schedule where I try to post every Friday but my possum post blew up last night so I wanted to give that some time. It got way more notes then I've ever gotten and my follower amount increased x8. I want to say thank you to @staff for reblogging me and starting it, thank you to everyone who liked/reblogged, everyone who commented (y'all are funny as hell), and everyone who followed me (I'll try not to disappoint) :)