Smokin Together Jjk M.

❝smokin’ together❞ jjk― m.

― summary: you ride the hell out of your boyfriend while you’re both stoned. and he smokes a cigarette while you do it.

jungkook/reader | stoner couple!au | smut, light fluff | 2.4k ↬ content warnings: use of drugs (pot), cigarettes, sex while under the influence, dirty talk, pet names, praise kink, daddy kink, multiple orgasms, very light degredation(?), cunnilingus, overstimulation, cum eating

a/n: this was honestly just an excuse to write a series of boyfriend!jjk fics. also the marijuana use in this fic a relatively light, i didn’t go too in depth about it but it is there.

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Ooh I just KNOW I’m gonna love this series. Can’t wait to see how Dr. Min factors into everything too 😏 thanks for gifting us with your talent, @ughcore !

- charade, 1 ; kth

fake dating au, roommates au, 1.9k

note: lemme introduce u to charade!taehyung. i kno this is a short first chapter but like…it needed to be short bc otherwise the first chapter would have been too long so ! here u go :) (as always, pls reply if you would like to be added to the taglist)

warnings: slight mention of anxiety disorder.

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“Thank you, Mr Choi,” You smile tightly, ushering the much older man and his pet tarantula out of your apartment, resisting the urge to squish the terrifyingly hairy beast in its cage before the gentleman looks over his shoulder at you, eyes round and hopeful, “I’ll be in touch,”

Like hell you will. 

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How to Get a Guy. jjk | 01

PART 01 OF 02

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader | [slight] Yoongi x Reader

Genre: fluff, angst, smut, roommates!au, college!au, fuckboi!jk, enemies to friends to lovers

Summary: Star basketball player Jeon Jungkook has a reputation as the ultimate fuckboi. He’s loved by everyone. Everyone. And you would have followed suit if he had not broken all your strict Roommate Rules™ within the first week of his stay. Jungkook, on the other hand, thinks you’re absolutely bizarre. But there’s a silver lining — Mr. Fuckboi here knows basketball captain Min Yoongi, your dreadfully clueless crush. He strikes up a deal with you: he’ll teach you the ways of flirting if you lessen your load of rules (so Jungkook can continue perusing his way through the ladies on campus). Yet the longer Jungkook spends with you, the more he realizes that maybe he doesn’t want to be the campus fuckboi anymore. The problem is, how does he prove that to you?

Rating: 18+ sexual content.

Warnings: protected sex, oral (f. receiving), handjob through clothes?? (bruh), cumming in pants :D, a lot of making out, titty sucking, cursing, alcohol consumption from parties, drug (weed) consumption (but not main pairing), marking with nails (not from y/n tho omg), jk sleeps around, and he’s a basketball player oof, honestly jk and y/n are just hella confused

Word Count: 20.6k

a/n ✑ it’s here, part uno! thank you so much for your patience!! i hope you enjoy this fic that was originally supposed to be 15k max… i appreciate all the support/motivation mwah mwah <3 the warnings for part two are included here as well (so if they dont show,,, it’s cuz it’s in the next one)

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✔ - Completed A - Angst F - Fluff M - Smut

- The Dreamweavers [Supernatural Shop! AU] (hiatus)   1 | 2 | - He… [2018 Birthday One-Shot Series] [Japanese Period AU, S, A & F]  ✔   1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 - Wild Bunny on Clouds [Drabbles]   1 | 2 | 3 (M) | 4 | 5 (M)  - Halloween Special [Horror Drabbles]  ✔   1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

Series - What You Never Had (M) [Royalty! AU, A & F]   ✔  1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 (M) | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 (M) | 13 | 14 (Final) - Of Two Hearts (M) [Royalty! AU, A & F]   1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

One-Shots - All for You (M) [Slightly dom! Jin & F]   ✔ - No Hands (M) [Dom! Jin]   ✔ - Don’t Spill (M)  ✔ - He Loved (M)  ✔

Series - Cursed Child [Clairvoyant-Supernatural AU & A]  ✔   1 | 2 | 3 (Final)  

One-Shots - Command (M) [Childhood friend! Yoongi & F]   ✔ - Now to Forever (M) [with Jungkook] [Ex-boyfriend! Jungkook, A & F]   ✔ - He Stole (M) [Japanese Period AU, A & F]   ✔ - All In My Head (M) [Childhood friend! Yoongi & A]   ✔    

One-Shots - In Your Dreams [feat. Namjoon] [F]  ✔ - Refreshed (M) [F]  ✔  - If It’s You (M) [Fratboy! Hoseok, A & F]  ✔ - He Left (M) [Japanese Period AU, A & F]  ✔ - Unexpected Encounter [F]  ✔

Series - What You Never Had (M) [with Seokjin] [Royalty! AU, A & F]   ✔  1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 (M) | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 (M) | 13 | 14 (Final) - Of Two Hearts (M) [Royalty! AU, A & F]    1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

One-Shots - Between the Shelves (M) [slightly dom! Namjoon, S & F]   ✔ - Hide and Seek (M) [werewolf! Namjoon]  ✔ - The Tiger’s Labmate (M) [University AU, F, A]   ✔ - He Shot (M) [Japanese Period AU, A & F]  ✔

Series - What You Never Had (M) [with Seokjin] [Royalty! AU, A & F]  ✔   1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 (M) | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 (M) | 13 | 14 (Final) - Of Two Hearts (M) [Royalty! AU, A & F]  1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 - The Price to Rise [Disney AU Collab & F]  ✔   1 | 2 | Epilogue - Breeze [High School AU & F]  ✔   1 (Laugh Away) | 2 (Summer Song)

One-Shots - Spice it Up! (M) [sub! Jimin, S & F] ✔ - He Fell (M) [Japanese Period AU, A & F] ✔ - Eternal Summer (M) [Childhood Friends AU, A & F ] ✔

Series - House of Cards (M) [+ Jungkook] [A & F]  ✔   1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 (Final) - Of Two Hearts (M) [Royalty! AU, A & F]  1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

One-Shots - Silent Guardian (M)  ✔ - He Decided (M)  ✔

Series - House of Cards (M) [+ Taehyung] [A & F]  ✔   1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 (Final) - Race Against Time [feat. BTS] [Detective! AU & A]  ✔   1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Epilogue - Temptation (M) [Werewolf! Jungkook, Dom! Jungkook & A]  ✔   1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 (Final)

One-Shots - Now to Forever (M) [Ex-boyfriend! Jungkook, A & F]   ✔ - Clueless (M) [Roommate! Jungkook, slightly dom! Jungkook, A & F]   ✔  - Bad Day (M) [Dom! Jungkook]   ✔ - He Lied (M) [Japanese Period AU, A & F]   ✔

Drabbles - Better than Nostalgia [F]   ✔

I love so much about this drabble 😭!!! The shit eating grin 😭 the fact that we don’t know the details of their deal or why it’s so needed by oc 😭 the soft yet firmness of tae’s side 😭 the way THE trope was revealed by tae’s sweet mum 😭 the cuddle warning 😭 the only thing I don’t love about it is that I now desperately want to live in a 12 chapter series solely dedicated to this couple!! Hahah thanks for sharing this, @taleasnewastime !

Hi Rach! I saw you were taking requests & thought I’d throw in for one. How about a Taeyhung fic with a favorite trope - there was only one bed! *cue dramatic music* I’ll leave it up to you what the relationship is between them - friends, coworkers, enemies, whatever strikes your fancy!

Thank you! 💕

Hello! The trope, and what a joy it was to write. Thanks for requesting and I hope you enjoy :)

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You stop dead as soon as you enter the room causing Taehyung to walk into your back. You fall forward, feet tripping over feet, hands going out to catch yourself. Larger, stronger hands reach out before you can face plant, catching you and pulling you steady.

There’s a deep chuckle as you’re pulled into Tae’s side. His hands going from grasping your arms to resting on your back, as if you might suddenly fall again and he wants to be there to catch you.

“So clutsy,” he chuckles, focus on the woman stood in the doorway. “Thanks for this though mum.”

You force a smile as Tae pulls you harder into his side. His soft yet firm side. His muscular arm pressing into your back. How have you never noticed that Taehyung is built like this? Almost definitely because you’ve never been this close to him before, the most physical contact being a handshake. But now, pushed flush against him you can’t ignore the fact; Tae isn’t podgy, he doesn’t have a dad bod, no, he’s muscular. And not that the thought should change your opinion of him, but you really hadn’t expected it, at least not to this degree.

The room suddenly feels very hot.

“I’ll leave you two to get settled.”

Taehyung’s mum drags you back to reality, her smile wide as her eyes flick between you and her son as you both dip into small bows. A pang of guilt goes through you as your eyes meet hers. She looks proud and happy. But this isn’t real, it’s all a lie, and even if it looks like you’re achieving the goal Taehyung set, you still feel bad lying to this lady.

You wait a second after the door closes to push away from Taehyung. Hate the fact that your first thought is that you miss his warmth. Instead, you focus on more important matters. Top of your list being the small double bed sat in the middle of the rom. The only bed in the room.

“What is this?” You hiss out, worried his mum might still be close enough to hear.

“A bed,” Tae says casually. Picking up his bag he moves further into the room, claiming a side of the bed while you remain frozen in your spot.

“Yeah, I can see that. One bed. Why is there only one bed?”

“Because believe it or not, we didn’t see a need for two beds when it was just me growing up in this room.”

“I don’t think you’re fully grasping the problem here. There’s only one bed and unless my maths is truly shit, there are two of us.”

“You should be happy it’s a double,” Taehyung pauses his unpacking long enough to shoot you a smile over his shoulder.

You want to hit him, maybe it’ll knock some sense into him. Because how can he be some calm and casual about this? How can he smile at a time like this?

“Wouldn’t your mum rather we slept separately?” You change tactic.

“I’m an adult. It’s the 21st century. She’s under no illusions as to what I get up to.”

“Not with me you don’t.”

“Well, she doesn’t know that.”

Again, that cheeky smile and again that desire to throttle him.

“I’m not sleeping with you.”

“There’s nowhere else. All rooms in this house are full for the wedding,” he pauses. “Unless you want to pay for a hotel? But then no one would be buying this relationship. Me here and you there. And we have a deal Y/N.”

“I don’t remember the deal including sleeping with you.”

“Next to me,” he corrects. “And the deal was to do anything to convince everyone this is real. Just for the week. Remember?”

You do remember, though you wish you didn’t and not for the first time you wonder if this was a massive mistake, if you could somehow get out of this. But just like every other time you remember why you’re doing this, why you need Taehyung and this deal. You glare at him as you move to the other side of the bed and start to unpack.

“You can sleep on the floor,” you say flatly.

“I’m not sleeping on the floor. This is my bed.”

“Well, you’re not sleeping in this bed with me.”

“I’m not the one with the issue here.”

You grind your teeth. You could sleep on the floor, but then you look at the narrow walkways and think of the week you’re staying here. Your back gives a twinge in protest as if already anticipating how it will feel if you decide to spend a week sleeping down there.

“You’re sleeping right on the edge,” you warn and for whatever reason a large smile blossoms on Tae’s face as if he’s got exactly what he wants. “I mean it Tae. I will not hesitate to build a pillow wall between us.”

“Yeah, yeah,” he brushes you away, taking his now empty bag and putting it up onto the top of cupboard. He starts towards the bedroom door, washbag in hand, pausing before he leaves. “I will warn you though, I’m a cuddler.”

He doesn’t give you a chance to retort, just takes his washbag and that shit eating grin and closes the door. You fall, face planting the bed before letting out a muffled groan. This is going to be the longest week of your life.

- charade, 3 ; kth

fake dating au, roommates au, 2.5k

note: hehe, i’m omw to an important job interview so the links and such will be edited onto the masterlist when i am home! pls enjoy this one :)

warnings: drunk oc, taehyung is Trying his Best in the kitchen, oc is flustered, the fun BEGINS!

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“See?” Taehyung grins, the rim of his soju bottle braced on his lip, “What did I tell you? Men, we are simple creatures,”

It’s Friday night, a week since Taehyung walked you to the hospital and a week since Yoongi paid you any attention beyond his usual, mentor-level kindness. You’re beginning to lose it, desperate to get a glimpse under the quiet man’s impenetrable exterior now that you’ve had a taste of what it could be like. What having Min Yoongi noticing you feels like. It’s addictive. 

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