Barty And Evan Would Be Cuddling And Barty Will Complain That Evan Isnt Close Enough To Him

barty and evan would be cuddling and barty will complain that evan isn’t close enough to him

so evan goes “what do you need to be inside me or something” and barty stone faced goes “yes”

rosekiller don’t need foreplay but if they are bored they will

oh absolutely they can’t go five minutes without immediately needing to bone each other but they know how to have fun

i carved his name into my skin, he's never allowed to leave me, he's mine and im his.

barty who was going for a morning run and found this strange man lying in a field of mushrooms decides to just lay down next to him

how would evan feel about mushrooms?

in what way..? what kind of mushrooms..? 👀 don’t make me guess. i guess it doesn’t matter because evan is a fan of them all, no doubt. but taking the family friendly route- yes he goes out early in the morning when the air is misty and the grass is wet to pick mushrooms, but there will also be times where he just lies down in these crowds of mushroom and moss and rocks and closes his eyes and imagine himself decomposing there

Btw in gilmore girls when christopher comes back and Lorelai its just in shock for like a whole episode.. Yeah thats rosekiller

I MEAN imagine them dating as teenagers and then they see each other again and like in gilmore girls, evan's parents loveeee barty and they are both from Rich families and and

evan rosier is either vegan or a cannibal