Btw In Gilmore Girls When Christopher Comes Back And Lorelai Its Just In Shock For Like A Whole Episode..

Btw in gilmore girls when christopher comes back and Lorelai its just in shock for like a whole episode.. Yeah thats rosekiller

I MEAN imagine them dating as teenagers and then they see each other again and like in gilmore girls, evan's parents loveeee barty and they are both from Rich families and and

evan would have a shelf of haunted dolls

there is one in particular that loves evan and evan has taken interest in

barty is fucking jealous of this doll. the doll and barty hate each other but both love evan and they are constantly fighting for his attention

the doll will make shit fall off shelves and always miss evan but land right on barty

the doll also will randomly fuck with the lights in their bathroom when bartys showering

evan finds it very interesting and intriguing

hear me out. barty as the (italian) frontman and lead singer of a popular rock band (think maneskin). he’s prancing around in ridiculous outfits and pulling stunts like matty healy’s (strangling himself with his own microphone cord, for example). he has many controversial and very public relationships and yet no one is surprised when it’s revealed he’s been fucking his drummer on the downlow for years.

rosekiller don’t need foreplay but if they are bored they will

oh absolutely they can’t go five minutes without immediately needing to bone each other but they know how to have fun

"I beg you don't embarrass me mother fucker"

But make it Regulus taking Barty and Evan to the zoo

what they are to each other has no name. it is on a different level what they feel for each other. no one understands nor does anyone want to understand it. what they are are barty and evan labels have no room in their relationship they will laugh in your face if you use labels for the two of them.

anyone trying to explain what barty and evan have going on would have a tough time, because describing them as a couple does not even scratch the surface. boyfriends? they would laugh at anyone using such a juvenile word. dating? they’ve killed for each other, that is not drastic enough. ‘together’ is the only acceptable way of putting it, and that is only because they’ve literally done a blood pact to bind their souls together for all eternity.