What People Think Gift Giving As A Love Language Means: *spending An Excessive Amount Of Money On Materialistic

what people think gift giving as a love language means: *spending an excessive amount of money on materialistic gifts for people during the holidays*

what gift giving as a love language actually means: “i picked up this cool rock that i found on the ground that reminded me of you” or “i bought you this necklace for 50 cents at a yard sale cause i thought you’d like it” or even “i’ve had this thing since childhood but i feel like it could be of some use to you or give you comfort so i want you to have it”

Babies getting really confused at their identical twin parent will forever be funny.

At this point might as well pour the pani down yer throat and then eat the watered carcass of what was once a blessing.

if u cant eat a pani puri/sev puri in one go are u even desi

intelligence is knowing lots and lots of words.

wisdom is knowing that sometimes, regardless of all the words floating around your head, 'fuck' is absolutely the right word for a given situation, and no, using it does not make you sound like an idiot.

When I was 7 my grandma told me that a frog's streamline pee can glue your eyes shut.

And now I'm a 20 year old scared of frogs even though I knew full well at 10 that it ain't true.

thinking about all the books i could read if i didn’t have to study