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im too high for this shit bro
i cant not think of jerome every single time i see a picture of danny elfman THIS IS LITERALLY JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
There should've been a magnus archives episode about birds thst doesn't have a numer and is just titled MAG:pie
So we all watched RWRB and were thinking of Merthur right? Or was that just me?
Moon Law reigns supreme. This is why "lunacy" is a defense to criminal charges.
On this, the anniversary of the lunar landing, let us also celebrate the greatest post-mission achievement by a crewman.
I refer, of course, to the time Buzz Aldrin (age 72 at the time) cold-cocked a moon landing conspiracy theorist straight in his smug face after being accused of being a coward, liar, and thief.
Yes, someone was indeed dumb enough to tell a man so unafraid of death that he was willing to go into the void on a fragile explosive rocket, a coward.
Said dumbass was filming this confrontation as some sort of proof of moon fraud, but has instead captured this glorious moment of near-cosmic justice for us to loop for all time.
Aldrin was not charged with any crime. He should have been given another medal for public service.
I think that Delilah Bon might be the Antichrist /hj
What shall The Noise do today...?
By the way, if anyone has a request for icons/pfps or generally any kind of image just pop it in my ask box alongside your firstborn child and I’ll see what i can find.
I had this hilarious image pop in my head:
Severus Snape making the 6th year's that are learning to cast silently to hold harmonicas and kazzoos in their mouths so he knows if they talk it
Innnn relation to my last post, more things I need!
- alcohol, a bunch
Honorable mentions:
- some strong shit
Concerning my friends who might see this: this is not a cry for help, it's just crying in general
Snoop Dogg watching the Skateboarding finals with an unidentified man
When I was 7 my grandma told me that a frog's streamline pee can glue your eyes shut.
And now I'm a 20 year old scared of frogs even though I knew full well at 10 that it ain't true.
I’LL TAKE TWENTY TOP HATS, PLEASE
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Bruh this is so amazing!! Thank you so much, your art is so cool :D
au where Tommy is an orphan, right. He never knew his family and has lived in a shitty orphanage his whole life. Then one day, he inherits a shit ton of money and land from a distant relative he never knew existed.
Which is great, right? Lots of money, a big ass house, no more shitty orphanages. Sounds fantastic!
One thing though, the aforementioned bigass house? Yeah, it's smack bang in the middle of a bigger ass graveyard - Which Tommy also owns now.
Oh, and it's infested with ghosts (the rest of the SMP) that only Tommy seems to see.
And like, all the ghosts are from different eras in time. Like Wilbur is a poet from the 1800's, Phil is a grounds keeper from the 80's, Niki is a baker from the 17th century, Puffy is a pirate captian that died while docking at the house, Tubbo is a victorian chimney sweep and Techno is a Knight ect.
But here's the thing: all the ghosts died under mysterious circumstances and they can't move on to the next life until they figure out how they died. So not only does Tommy havd to deal with going to a new school - and this kid named Ranboo that is perisitent on befriending him (Tommy is quite against this, because yknow, he's got a little ghost problem) - a creepy butler named Dream that acts like a character out of a stereotypical murder mystery movie; he also has to solve multiple centery old mysteries to help his new friends find peace.
Do we all do they smile harder with the eyes then lips thing when we find something cute abt our fandoms or is it just me?
I hate that HBO thinks that I want to watch Bill Maher after I get done with John Oliver
The theory I'm about to make on how you suddenly disappear and no one finds your body.
Its just a theory tho.
A murder theory.
holy shit matpat has a Tumblr account?
I quit YouTube for this.