Yes, I Took A Picture Of This When It Was On My Laptop. Yes, It Is In TERRIBLE Quality. And Yes, I Love

Yes, I took a picture of this when it was on my laptop. Yes, it is in TERRIBLE quality. And yes, I love Michael Myers.

Alright, remember how I said I'm a writer in my introduction post? I'll show you exactly what I mean. Play this song while you read.

Tailed by an unfortunate puppy, we walk through the rain. In no hurry, obviously, as neither of us have any shield from the sky's tears. Passed buildings and homeless men, throwing cans at me when I come too close. The puppy whimpering, as if feeling the pain for me.

What had I done wrong? I know it was just a fight. I tried to fix it, but it seems I've just made it worse. This puppy is just as sad and alone as me now. I'm miserable. We're miserable. We want shelter from our problems. We want shelter... from the rain.

If I broke into your house, put Bluey on your TV and started binging it. What would you do?

You interrupt the ritual, mortal. What do you bring in trade for your life?

You give the Duck Trophy.

Perfect. Thank you mortal for the piece we've been missing. Run along now.

I felt this hit hard.

I'm scared

What if they find out?

We don't tell them anything anymore FOR A REASON

This is a real broadcast they are doing. Calling men 'babygirl' has stumped them