I Cant Edit For Shit But This With The Corporate Needs You To Tell The Difference Between These Photos

i can’t edit for shit but this with the “corporate needs you to tell the difference between these photos”

hello who's a Homestuck in 2022 please reblog

you turned off the water and pulled the towel around yourself before stepping out of the shower. you drew a smiley face on the steam covered mirror before reaching for your clothes.

they weren't there. quiet giggling was heard outside of the bathroom. john had pranked you again, this wasn't the first and definitely not the last but you would be damned if you let this slip through.

after an awkward walk to the bedroom to get some clothes, you started planning your revenge.

John left to go see Dave, so you sat in the kitchen with a container of blue hair dye and his body wash. it was a temporary dye and would only last a few days but it was enough to get your point across. you carefully mixed the dye into the body wash making sure that you didn't get a lot on the outside.

once you were done you placed it back in the bathroom and waited until he got home. once he was home he went straight to go take a shower, the scent of apple juice gave him really bad vibes.

soon enough you heard a yell and then a very angry (and very blue) John walked into the room. "really? blue dye?" his face flushed slightly as he spoke.

"i almost went with pink," you smiled at him. he huffed slightly. "at least you know your thorough with your body wash!" you were lent over slightly in laughter. he smirked, you both knew what this would become.

"this means war."

If n a request some like headcanons of a reader who's Mituna's matesprite n they both have tics? And/or a drabble of Hal in a robot bod whos the reader's moirail comforting the reader after a panic attack. Thank u!!!

hi!! this was really cool to write since i have torettes and i don’t see this stuff a lot. i don’t write for panic/anxiety related stuff for personal reasons, sorry. i wish you the best!! :o)

💛he was pretty spooked at first but he realized what was happening pretty quickly.

🖤if your tics are loud it might bother him a bit but other than that he won’t mind them.

💛if y’all have a tic that is similar/the same he might point out how cool it is.

🖤he finds some of them quite cute.

💛he 100% randomly responds when you have verbal tics.

🖤if one of y’all end up ticking a lot the other might get set off. (the other dancestors think it’s the funniest shit ever)

💛he most likely has a few bee related tics.

🖤if you have a tic attack he’ll do his best to keep you from getting hurt while comforting you.

I thought the lost page bit was literal, I thought Viktor ate the page… like a bookworm

Y’all got me tee-heein

Anyways here’s something silly

“Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

“What?” You ask, looking up from your book at a very frazzled looking Viktor..he is standing at the edge of the couch, gripping it for support as he looks off at you a bit too panicked for you to take seriously given the context.

“..well?” He asks, gesturing with his hand to push you to answer with haste

“Viktor..what is this question-“

“If it’s no just say it-“

“It’s not-“ you give a deep sigh, closing your book and making eye contact with him directly. “Yes. I would still love you..”

He stood silently,

You roll your eyes, “..even as a worm” you finish.

He lets out a loud sigh of relief, making his way to sit beside you on the couch and melting completely into your lap once he has laid down.

You look down at him, taking a deep breath, and rubbing his head as you start the search for your now lost page in your book

happy 4/13 everyone!!