Lili Dear, Do You Perchance Have Any Thots On Beel?

lili dear, do you perchance have any thots on beel?

I certainly do!!! Here's some of my top Beelzebub NSFW headcanons.

I think he's insatiable not only with food but also in the bedroom. He's mentioned in canon a few times that he feels less hungry when he's around you, so I do think that carries on to sex as well. When he's with you, that's the only thing on his mind. He's still hungry, but for you instead of food. He can sit between your thighs and give you oral for a very long time, and he loves to overstimulate you that way. Eventually he'll bully his thick, fat cock into you, but he cannot get enough of your taste.

When he touches you, it's so gentle, so tender it could break your heart. Long fingers sliding up your arms, your sides; warm palms cupping your chest, and making you feel cold everywhere he's not touching. He kisses you slowly, but hungrily. Deep laps of his tongue pushing into your mouth to taste every bit of you as he dips those fingers into your core and flexes them just right to make you moan into him. He never rushes.

I know a lot of people hc him as really into food play but eh, I don't think so. He gets too hungry and too ravenous for that. But flavored lubes? Oh man, that's something. It might make him hungry though, but a little drizzle of salted caramel lube over your sex, mixing with your natural taste, and it's enough to have him groaning and humping into his hand.

Beel also has a pretty high sex drive. He's physically affectionate, too, so often when you're "just cuddling", it'll lead to something more. Even if its just him servicing you for a while. Sucking and kissing on your neck or your chest while his fingers work magic elsewhere. He's so much more into servicing you than getting serviced, too, but on the chance you want to service him?

His eyes never leave your face when you blow him. His brow furrowed, his lips parted, a light blush on the bridge of his nose as his chest rises and falls rapidly. He wants it to last, wants you to edge him for as long as you both can stand because he loves the way it feels. Your mouth is so hot, and wet, and tight that it takes almost all of his willpower not to grab you and use you. But he doesn't. He lets you do whatever you want because he enjoys it so much.

He cums buckets. Like. Oh my god this man has so much cum in him. Even just one load is enough to gush out of you and ruin the sheets. And he can go for several rounds; even then he just needs a snack and he'll be ready to fill you up as many times as you need.

On Today's "Mammon loves Chubby People" agenda: Scenting

Mammon: *nuzzling his nose on Chubby!MC's neck*

MC: mm Mammon?

Mammon: *keeping his position* Yes?

MC: What are you doing?

Mammon: Oh I am killing two birds with one stone.

MC: *genuinely concerned* What?

Mammon: What you heard. I am scenting you and I am enjoying how my hands get engulfed by your flesh, it's fucking hot.

POV: They broke into your room while you were changing.

Absolutely not me, with my terrible English and being unable to maintain constant art style through six images (눈‸눈)

Do you think Ino and Sasuke could’ve made a good couple? How do you think Ino being on Team 7 would’ve shifted their dynamic and overall storyline?

This was a really good question, for starters. 

Do I think Ino Yamanaka and Sasuke Uchiha would make a good couple?

Short answer: Yes. I think they are absolutely stunning together. I also would prefer them for the fact that I consider Ino my queen and Sasuke is my everything. So of course I’d want them together—shipping goggles aside though, I genuinely admire their dynamic/relationship.

So, here’s the long answer as to why:

Starting off with Ino’s introduction:

She’s so pure, even from childhood. Her first unique trait is that she gives flowers to those based on their meanings/representations. Ino’s first flower that she attempted to give to Sasuke was one that meant “friendship”. From the beginning, Ino knew Sasuke was in pain and longing for connection, and what made that scene better was that Ino didn’t know about Sasuke’s family, she only knows that he was always off by himself. So when she attempted to give him the flower meaning friendship, it spoke to us as readers that this was Ino’s way of reaching out to others.

Studio Pierrot ruined that moment though and turned it into Sasuke walking past her without even acknowledging her. In the actual scene, Sasuke acknowledges Ino’s attempt, but her shyly turns away from her. They painted his disregard to her as hostile when the actual scene portrayed him being shy. 

The next time we encounter Ino, she approaches Sasuke without hesitation:

This was the moment my heart began shipping them. (not actually, I did find it cute though)

This was the scene where it made me realize that Ino is the kind of person people need around; she’s confident, friendly and courageous. Little moments like these say so much about her, it’s heartwarming. 

Also, I want to express why I think Ino would have been good for Sasuke:

1.) She is the literal definition of supportive. 

In various instances, it’s Ino that holds people together. She’s the backbone of everyone she touches. She radiates this beautiful energy that puts life back into those who need it. 

If she were romantically involved with Sasuke Uchiha, I know for certain that she would encourage him to find the happiness within himself, while pulling him back to the surface with a gentle touch and her beautiful smile.

2.) She cares so much.

Even when she’s hurting or have other things going on, her first concern is always that of others, especially her teammates. She has shown this compassionate nature since she was a child. 

Sasuke could use someone like Ino, because she would always ask him what’s on his mind, she’d allow him to express himself. 

3.) She’s selfless.

When the others feel like they are going to crumble, Ino steps in to remind them why they continue to fight. She puts other people’s well being/lives before hers. She helps others get back on their feet, she gives them a reason to see another day. Her selfless nature carries over into adulthood; she wants the best for everyone. 

This is what Sasuke needs. Even if they hadn’t ended up together romantically, Ino is the only true character that’s selfless in every action she takes. At least if their friendship had of developed properly, Sasuke would be able to have someone in his life that doesn’t want anything from him but his happiness.

4.) She’s brave.

In the Ino-Shika-Cho formation, Ino is always the first one to make a move, the other two always follow behind her. She’s not afraid to be out front, she even admits that she doesn’t need to be protected by them. 

Ino would be the person to help Sasuke face the things he’s afraid of most, like his fear of losing those close to him. Ino would be the person to reassure and encourage Sasuke to not let that eat him alive; she’d be brave enough to face those things with him. 

Ino brings the best out in people, however she also just always wants the best for people too. I think Ino Yamanaka would be the perfect fit for Sasuke Uchiha because she’s a beautiful soul with a selfless heart. 

How would Ino change the dynamic of Team 7?

Ino being apart of team 7 would change the dynamic because it would impact Sasuke Uchiha the most.

We have to remember that Ino is very understanding, compassionate and selfless.

With those personality traits in mind, her interactions with Sasuke would be more about him, rather than herself. She’s quite a curious person, so I think off the bat she would pose questions about Sasukes family or at least wanting to know more about him. How Sasuke would react depends on the kind of questions she would ask. I think in all honesty, Sasuke would open up to her first and foremost before anyone and not only because their teammates, but because he genuinely trusts her. I think that if Ino would be the person Sasuke Uchiha would think about at the back of his head when he ultimately decides to leave the village. Her presence would have a greater impact on him, because as I mentioned before, she only wants the best for everyone. I think as Sasuke spirals down his path of loneliness and destruction, it would be Ino he thinks of in place of those broken bonds he experienced when losing his family. 

I also don’t think Sasuke Uchiha would ever bring himself to even think about hurting her. Because she would never place her own feelings above his, in order to make him comply with anything.

As for Naruto, I highly doubt anything romantic would even begin to form. I say that because Ino is not centered around romance and she doesn’t really seem to care that deeply for it. With that being said, she isn’t immediately enamored by people easily. She admires hard work and skills, but she wouldn’t develop that strange awe of Naruto the way Sakura did because Ino is a naturally supportive friend, I think she’d accomplish being close to Naruto without making it feel romantic (basically what she’s like with Shikamaru). 

In terms of combat training / skills together as a team, assuming she keeps her clan techniques, she wouldn’t exactly be a strong asset to the team in terms of combat power, but she excels in everything else. You have to also remember that Ino was the second highest ranking student for the written tests in the academy, under Sasuke. So she’s not a dunce when it comes to anything else, she just wouldn’t have that raw, intense power the way Sakura does.

Overall I think Ino Yamanaka’s addition to Team 7 would be lighthearted, supportive, healthy and memorable. She’d hold her boys together, while encouraging them to be themselves, not shrouding themselves in loneliness. She’d be their companion, their partner, their teammate, their leader. Ino’s addition would fill every role possible because that’s just the kind of person she is. 

I mean just look at her. Team 7 wishes they had Ino. Their missing out.

𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐈 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐲!

🤣

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