It Doesn't Take Much To Know Why My Parents Have Been Married For 17 Years

It doesn't take much to know why my parents have been married for 17 years

All it took was car ride home from dance while they laugh their asses off talking about farts like little kids

no give me the drafts give me all of them

I don't care if they aren't ever finished or published I just wanna beta read

Guys they are beta reading each others fics

someone make me a beta reader please

Please I am begging

I need to fix run-on sentences and grammar issues

I need to make sure you aren't using the same word 20 times in the same paragraph

I need to make sure dialog is formatted properly

I need to fix plot holes

I need to recommend tiny details no one will care about but hint at little things as foreshadowing, backstory clues, or just small character traits that haven't been addressed yet

Please I'm gonna go feral someone let me beta read their fic I'm gonna go batshit crazy

Guys they are beta reading each others fics

Rant time!

Warnings: weight, fat shaming (kinda), underweight, bullying ig?, oral retainers ig, thoughts of murder, violent thoughts, thinking of hurting others

looooove when my LITTLE sister decides it's a good idea to poke at literally every imperfection

Mimicking my lisp because I have metal retainers in as if her teeth don't look like shit (mine used to look worse but I have straight teeth now)

Getting on my case for having low grades when I have trouble remembering to pass things in due to a weird system

Badgering me for my messy room when I don't have the motivation nor energy to clean it because I'm tired after school

Shoving it in my face that I'm short when she knows I want to be taller than I am (she's taller)

Teasing me about looking fat all the time when in reality, I'm a perfectly healthy weight for my age, and my height (she looks like she doesn't eat and is very clearly underweight)

Telling me I look like shit and have poor taste in clothing when what I do is dress comfortably and put my hair up to keep it out of my face and off the back of my neck

Saying I'm stupid for not getting references and memes about things I haven't seen

Pestering me about not being able to see something when only her RED led lights are on when the walls are painted a DARK BLUE and the bunk bed frame is DARK BROWN (I couldn't find a cord she was trying to give me, the cord is black and it was in the shadows)

So anyways, I regret asking for her

Update from the next day, she's calling me slow again and making fun of my 'low intelligence'

I fucking hate her I'm having the stabby thoughts and I wish it was legal to kill her but it's not but I want to rip her fucking eyes out but jail and death row would suck

it's almost moon ass Monday (for me)

Existential dread, am i rite?

I say write the chuupoe

If ideas/prompts are needed just say the word, I have a doc somewhere where I just write prompts for stories I'll never write

ooc

do I write more chuupoe or what I need to write I need to create or I die please