Tumblr Ate My Last Goddamn Caption But It Boiled Down To:

Tumblr ate my last goddamn caption but it boiled down to:

Team Prime = The Nine Nine

@miss-stary-eyes every Optimus thigh I draw is dedicated to you 👌❤️

i constantly think about how optimus remained inherently genuine despite everything thrown at him in tfp

Sari [covers Ratchet's optics]: Guess who?

Ratchet: It's either Sari, or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Sari: It's Sari!

Ratchet: Dammit.

/dsmp /rp

Thinking again about how Dream's trust in other people got irrevocably torn down throughout the prison arc. How even after all the blackmailing and all the murder attempts, Dream had expected people to be fair and play by the rules. To keep their word, just like he always did.

But then Sam almost immediately deviated from the prison protocol. He isolated and starved Dream, he let a torturer in and trapped Dream's one chance of escape in the cell with him. Sapnap threatened to kill him if he ever got out. And it got to the point where Dream believed that Techno, one of his only allies, would not even come back for him.

When he was finally free, Dream decided that the only option left was to kill everyone who was against him and Punz. Otherwise, he thought the others would "force" them to revive whoever they killed. It wouldn't surprise me if he imagined that this "forcing to revive" would likely entail torture. He had already seen how far some people were willing to go for the power of revival, after all.

No longer would Dream give people the benefit of the doubt. No longer would he trust them to treat him fairly, to see him as a person. Either they sided with him, or they died.

Did you know? All versions of Optimus Prime canonically go into a version of the Old Maccadam Oil House once they die. They hang around together, drinking energon and talking to each others for eternity (unless they gets resurrected). This was revealed in the book Transformers Legends, an anthology of short stories published in 2004 by ibooks, who also published the Transformers Trilogy novels, who are set in the Dreamwave continuity and are set between the first two miniseries.

That’s a really nice thought! But wait… TFA Optimus died but he was only dead for about, what, ten seconds? Does that mean TFA Optimus turned up at the Old Maccadam Oil House, just ordered his drink and then he got resurrected. That drink he ordered is still waiting on him at Maccadam’s.

Optimus favorite disney movie is probably Tarzan

Optimus: So lucky.. He got to stay in the wild..

Ratchet: *tired sigh*

Ratchet: You are not a wild animal.

Optimus: By Primus I wish I was.

Ratchet: *deadpan stare into the camera like he's in the office*