Diavolo: Jail Is No Fun. Ill Tell You That Much.

Diavolo: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Simeon: Oh, you’ve been?

Diavolo: Once. In Monopoly.

i am so normal about this man

a/n: sometimes I post horny on main and forget to post it here where it belongs.

➤ thinking about: lucifer's gloves

nsfw | thirsty thoughts | afab!reader

one way Lucifer likes to tease you is to straddle your waist and keep your body caged between his thighs as he takes off his gloves. he bites the soft leather between his teeth and tugs them off, one finger at a time. some nights after he's been knuckle-deep inside you, he taps your lips and makes you take them off with your teeth for him. he wonders how you like the taste of your musky arousal mixed with the earthy leather; his gloves are warm from his fingers and wet with your slick. he hopes you find it as addictive as he does.

!! 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒 !! rules for requests.

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requests are semi-open ! i work full time and am busy outside of work so i can’t guarantee i’ll get to requests in a timely manner.

i’m open to writing most things but i will refuse things i’m not comfortable with. i accept writing requests in my ask box and on my ao3. if you request please state that it’s a request ! i may cross post requests on my ao3/tumblr.

I WILL NOT WRITE ANYTHING LEWD ABOUT LUKE OR ANY CHILD. IF YOU EVEN TRY TO ASK I WILL BLOCK YOU.

• SFW topics i will write ; fluff. crack!fics. angst. au’s. soulmates. etc… literally anything fluff.

• NSFW topics i will write ; lime. lemon. dom/sub. bdsm. rough sex. (ie. choking, manhandling, etc). impact play (ie. slapping, spanking, etc). monster fucking. age gap (only 18+). anal. double penetration. cnc. breeding. praise/degradation.

• topics/kinks i will NOT write ; incest. underage/pedophilia. infantilism. piss/scat. watersports. vore. vomit. beastiality. foot fetish. furries. gun play.

even if you’d like me to write something i didn’t list, you can always ask ! i’ve been out of writing for a few years and i’m looking to get back into it so i’ll probably write most anything requested for practice.

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this will be updated as i see fit. — ✰ moody

!! 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 !! mainly atsv.

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!! 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

✰ ❛ pet names ❜ — miguel o’hara, hobie brown

✰ ❛ falling asleep on their lap ❜ — miguel o’hara, hobie brown (WIP)

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!! 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓...

✰ miguel o’hara and how massive he is

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started ; aug. 29th 2023 | none of my works are beta read !

unlike jesus i have never dropped a toss

I’m going to make that man’s dick disappear in my throat like a magician 🪄🪄