Diavolo Obey Me - Tumblr Posts
Happy Birthday Diavolo! (and Happy Halloween too!)
walking into diavolo’s office to find him sat on his huge desk chair, breathing heavily and his hair a mess, with his head thrown back. his cheeks are flushed and he has sweat settling onto his brow. his pants are haphazardly pushed down his thighs and he’s frantically stroking himself hoping to make quick work of his massive leaking erection.
looks like those pictures of you and lucifer had the intended effect.
Solomon: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Diavolo: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Little D. No 2: I got distracted about halfway through.
Barbatos: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Diavolo: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Simeon: Oh, you’ve been?
Diavolo: Once. In Monopoly.
mc reads “ if you give a mouse a cookie” to diavolo and he’s just staring at them with HUGE heart eyes but barbatos is in the corner , eyes twitching and he’s about four five seconds from banning diavolo from reading the book ever again
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #5
Diavolo: What are you talking about MC? You love it here!
MC: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #19
*Diavolo checking on MC after the first week of RAD*
Diavolo: How’s the exchange program going?
MC: Terrible. I want to stab everybody here.
Diavolo: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.
MC: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.
Diavolo: Don’t tell me how to live my life.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #25
Diavolo: Lucifer, why are you holding MC like that?
Lucifer, holding MC in the air: MC just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain them from putting a light bulb in their mouth.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #67
Diavolo: MC is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life! Barbatos: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #68
Mammon: How did you even get in here?
Diavolo: MC's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Diavolo's door"!
MC: I’m closing the window.
Diavolo? Lonely? Nonsense! Just look at him and his best friends!
yall this is diabolo
Imagine having a demon boyfriend who is King of the Demons, a symbol of power and fear. His presence commands respect, and his name alone threatens even the bravest ones. But when it comes to you, he is the sweetest, most adorable cinnamon roll. He is a ray of sunshine who worships and loves you, doing things like:
🖤 First of all, he is not afraid to show affection even if he has a fearsome reputation.
🖤 Making breakfast in bed and then fucking you slow and deep until you’re a trembling mess.
🖤 Calling you in adorable pet names, like “little star”, “my heart” and “precious gem.”
🖤 Reading to you when you’re too stressed to sleep and fucking you to sleep if that doesn’t work.
🖤 Cuddling you every chance he gets, wrapping his strong, muscular arms around you and whispering sweet nothings in your ear.
🖤 When you have nightmares, he uses his demonic powers to chase them away and replace them with sweet dreams. He’ll stay up all night holding you, kissing your temples.
🖤He always listens to you. Truly listens no matter how busy or tired he is.
These for now. Might do more with other monsters soon!
Since it's for Little D. No.2 I better go right away xd
this bug is so funny to me (startled me at first)
HUGE ASMO
What if MC turned into a frog thou, would Lucifer kiss it? I'm curious 😂
Lucifer : . . .
MC : 🐸
Lucifer : Are you absolutely sure that If I kiss MC right now they will turn into a human again? *Furrows eyebrows*
Levi : Yep!!! Absolutely! It almost always works in the animes, I'd say 70% of the time
Lucifer : That doesn't sound convincing.
Levi : A true loves kiss will break the spell, or—
Lucifer : No way, Beel here you go. *accidentally hands it to Diavolo thinking he was Beel*
Diavolo : . . .
Diavolo : *kisses the frog* I love you very much, please turn back to normal
MC : *poof, turns into human*
Diavolo : *smiles at them*
Lucifer :
Levi :
Levi : See?! i told you! Look who's the real man, lord Diavolo loved MC enough to give them a kiss!— wait a minute—?!
MC : In exchange for a pact with you I immediately give you my soul
Diavolo : *shocked* MC, No-! ! !
Mephisto : Deal. *Makes a pact with MC.*
Mephisto : *about to kill MC and take their soul* Goo-
MC : *gives Mephistopheles candy called ”My soul“* here you go.
Diavolo :
Mephisto :
Mephisto : *trying to process that he just signed his life away pretty much and got tricked*
Diavolo: Ahahah! *Sighs in relief*
Solomon :
Solomon : I'll use that...