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i just desperately need to see lucifer flick and flap his wings out of pure excitement. like MC gives him a paper ring or something and when he’s alone he gets all giddy like a little kid
I just keep thinking about sucking off Lucifer under his desk, and suddenly Diavolo comes in and purposefully prolongs the meeting so he can watch Lucifer fall apart, a bit of cum spraying onto his own chest and finally Diavolo speaks up, asking about what you're doing even though he already knows. No, because Diavolo is absolutely pounding Lucifer's hole, already the poor pride avatar being overstimulated- he just can't take it when you have your mouth on him. He's basically slamming into your mouth from how hard Diavolo is pushing his hips forward. "You couldn't help but cum in front of me could you Lucifer?" And the way Lucifer wails at the words as he cums again straight into your mouth is delightful. His legs giving out and the only thing holding him up is Diavolo's hand on his throat, keeping his ear next to Diavolo's mouth. Even though Lucifer just came down your throat you're still sucking him down like your life depends on it and you can't help it. You HAVE to make him cry.
AHHHH
he’s so fucking adorable
LOOK AT HIM ! SUCH A HANDSOME WITTLE GUY !
the lucifer plush is fully funded and releasing in october / november !! i can’t wait to have him in my grasp (つ﹏⊂)
i’m gonna chew on his skrunkly little feet :)
Lucifer holding you in his arms,
Letting you know everythings going to be okay, you no longer have to face your problems alone, your problems are him problems, he uses his wings to rap around your body holding you tight promiseing to protect you from this harsh world and to always be by your side.
thinking about lucifer and how badly he’d crumble if you held him. like, let him lay his head on your chest while you rub circles into his scalp and rub his back and massage his shoulders. he tears up, hiding his face as he nuzzles into your chest. he doesn’t want you to see but a couple of stray tears don’t go unnoticed. he’ll relax into your touch practically becoming dead weight on top of you. he’ll fall asleep fast and hard and will deny that he snores.
or, interrupting his work at like 2am, him probably six hours deep into paperwork, sitting at his desk. gently cupping his face and telling him he’s too good for this. too good for all the endless, tedious paperwork. too good for all the stress and the headaches. just holding his face and letting him sink into your touch. watching his face relax and his shoulders drop as he lets out a sigh of relief.
please i will never find love until this man becomes real.
Lucifer in Spiderverse💙🕷️
I love designing outfits for him and couldn't resist🥺💙
thinking about lucifer with a size kink (totally not me projecting) and getting turned on by a short/shorter mc. like when they have to stand on their toes to reach something on a shelf or when they climb the counters to look in a cabinet. or seeing how their feet don’t touch the ground when they sit in most chairs. or how big things look in their hands ahem. he just thinks it’s so cute that it makes heat blossom between his thighs.
he loves to pick them up and lug them over his shoulder to carry them to his room. he loves how small they look on his bed, how small they look underneath of him. he loves the way he towers over you, his size caging you in.
now i personally headcanon luci to be 6’4 (yum) and thinking about him standing next to my 5’4 ass. just standing there all menacingly and sexy,,, zoo wee mama
Nsfw Lucifer being so touched starved ‘n desperate he turns into a whining, one pump chump with you ❤︎
“I’m so normal about them”
I’d suck their dick at a moment’s notice
i am so normal about this man
a/n: sometimes I post horny on main and forget to post it here where it belongs.
➤ thinking about: lucifer's gloves
nsfw | thirsty thoughts | afab!reader
one way Lucifer likes to tease you is to straddle your waist and keep your body caged between his thighs as he takes off his gloves. he bites the soft leather between his teeth and tugs them off, one finger at a time. some nights after he's been knuckle-deep inside you, he taps your lips and makes you take them off with your teeth for him. he wonders how you like the taste of your musky arousal mixed with the earthy leather; his gloves are warm from his fingers and wet with your slick. he hopes you find it as addictive as he does.
@bizarrebankai asked:
husband!Lucifer would kiss your ring on your hand a lot and he'd kiss along your knuckles too 😔 like he'd just be sitting next to you or something and he'd look over at you on your phone and he'd see that shiny diamond flash and he'd grab your hand and kiss the finger and then your knuckles <3 and he'd just say stuff like, "My darling wife..." "The ring still looks so good on you..." raaudjffhskdbs
[ smutty follow-up because we can't be tamed ]
okay but like can we pleeeeease talk about sappy old man Luci for a sec?
➤ thinking about: Luci putting a ring on it
lucifer x gn!reader | sfw | tipsy wedding night fluff
he wants everything to be perfect for you, and your ring is no exception. he's not going to surprise you with a ring because he wants you to love the ring he slips onto your finger. he wants you to love it so much that you never want to take it off again. the devildom has master jewelcrafters he plans to consult later, but first he takes you to the human world so you can show him the styles you like or don't like. it's fascinating listening to you talk through your preferences. the things you wear are a reflection of you. in all the three realms, he's one of the lucky few that gets to understand why you like the things you do.
when he finally slips the ring onto your finger on your wedding day, you don't look shocked. you're not supposed to, because you designed it together. there are a few surprises he'll tell you about later, like the minor warding spells imbued into the precious stones, or the engraving etched into the inside of the band. the look on your face when you hold up your hand and admire the ring on your finger is nothing less than happy, loving contentment. he'll never forget this perfect moment.
after the wedding reception and far too much demonus, two of his brothers help you take him back to the house of lamentation. you changed out of your wedding attire before the party, but lucifer's still wearing his tux—or most of it, anyway. you're not sure where his bow tie is, and the buttons of his shirt collar are undone. his black-grey bangs are a little damp with sweat from feasting and drinking and dancing the night away together.
you shoo the others away and shake your head at your silly husband who sits on the edge of the bed and stares at you with the biggest grin on his face.
we're married.
yes we are.
how did I get so lucky?
his voice is so syrupy-sweet and you assume it's from the booze, but his bright ruby eyes shine with adoration like you're the most perfect, gorgeous thing he's ever seen.
you kneel at his feet to hide your own bashfulness and you slip the dress shoes off his feet. you pat his knee gently to let him know you're done, but he takes your hand and brings it to his mouth. he kisses your fingers, his half-lidded eyes lingering on the twinkling band of gems and metal around your finger.
mine, he murmurs happily, bringing your hand to his cheek and nuzzling into your palm with a sigh. his hand covers yours, and your own ring on his finger glints in the candlelight of his room.
yours.
── imagine lucifer putting you in all sorts of sinful positions during sex as punishment for being ashamed when it comes to exposing your naked body to him—he didn’t like the way you clamped your legs together when he was going down on you, nor the way you crossed your arms over your bare chest. such feeble attempts at hiding your most beautiful parts from him. pathetic. so now lucifer has your legs up in the air, palms pressed against the back of your thighs to part you as he eats you out. it’s so lewd. the way he has you open like this is embarrassing—it also doesn’t help how loud he’s eating you out. wet squelches mixed with his deep groans. how naughty. you can forget about attempting to close them together because lucifer’s grip is unyielding. he doesn’t forget to pin your wrists above your head with one hand while he plays with your breasts—one mound in his mouth, and the other stimulated by his free hand. but this is nothing compared to when lucifer decides to use his favourite toys on you—the leg spreader bar, and metal cuffs. that way, you’ll be completely at his mercy, the parts that you’ve tried to hide before are out in the open for him—to see, and touch for as long as he pleases because with him, there’s nothing you can hide no matter how much you try.
i will enable him
I always find it funny when people write Lucifer as a completely stone-faced, serious, no-nonsense person. I mean, really, have they read his interactions? He's 100% silly. Ridiculous. Scrimblo, even. He just needs an enabler.
when he remembers you’ve had other boyfriends before him and how they once had the privilege to be inside that pussy, his pussy, and it makes him so mad he starts fucking you harder like you’ve got some audacity to have ever belonged to someone else other than him
“I’d like a kiss.”
“Out here in public? If that’s what you want, then that’s what you’ll get. Anything for you. …mm… So, are you going to need more than just a kiss? Because I’d like to do even more to reward you. Let’s just say I’m in a very generous mood…”
— MC and Lucifer (62-19)
Kinda still on the topic of Lucifer being a softie especially around Christmas-
Lucifer’s the type to keep a branch of mistletoe in his pocket just so he can hold it above your head and kiss you under it <3
Lucifer loves tasteful christmas lights- is what he says, really he loves them all!!!! and it’s honestly so cute to watch how his face softens just a little bit when he looks at the Christmas tree in the HoL. 
He would absolutely love to take you on a late night drive, down the snowy roads ‘hunting’ for house’s coved in christmas lights~
He has special wrapping paper for each of his brothers and you ofc!! (Mammon’s is very flashy gold paper, Levi’s is the classic orange and white strips, Satan’s is that cat meme wrapping paper!!! Asmo’s is plan baby pink~ Beel’s is that goofy fast food print ‘n Belphie’s is that extra pretty gift paper that’s covered in constellations!!)
Stockings are his favorite part of Christmas morning!!! Because, while Lucifer knows exactly what he put in everyone else’s stocking his is always filled with a very odd assortment of little gifts from his brothers. But nobody ever really acknowledges it- it’s just another one of their quiet traditions. 
Extra note; I’ll probably add more to this later!!! but if I don’t post it now I’ll forget about it 🏃🏼♀️💨
you know you're in bad when you start kicking your feet and giggling like a schoolgirl (is thinking about a fictional character) <3
i always think of you when i see the moon (i love you) i took these pictures of the sunset for you (i love you) i wish we could fall asleep together under the night sky (i love you) i hope i see you in my dreams tonight (i love you)
I love when guys moan like a bitch in heat like yes baby louder for me