I Log In. I Reblog Quotes And Poems And Posts That Slice Me In Half Or Whatever. I Log Out

i log in. i reblog quotes and poems and posts that slice me in half or whatever. i log out

i love headcanons. i love the entire concept of headcanons. i can point at a character and go "that guy has chronic pain" and now he does. what are you going to do? tell me im wrong? its My head, fucker

You know what? Fuck the obey me storyline! I’m going to dedicate this blog to re-writing it now like the weirdo I am!

Starting with the Celestial Realm and all our beloved (and not so beloved) angels, then to Lilith’s romance and the Celestial War paired with the fall and Satan’s “birth” all the way down to Nightbringer!

I have no clue why I would want to do this as I’m no longer infatuated with the game, but I know that most people (as well as myself) were extremely dissatisfied and disappointed with Solomare’s writing of the games story.

I don't know why I went batshit crazy rendering this but here lol (I know the reason because I love him a lot-

Turning the obey me men into my ocs they don't belong to solmare anymore

Kinda still on the topic of Lucifer being a softie especially around Christmas-

Lucifer’s the type to keep a branch of mistletoe in his pocket just so he can hold it above your head and kiss you under it <3

Lucifer loves tasteful christmas lights- is what he says, really he loves them all!!!! and it’s honestly so cute to watch how his face softens just a little bit when he looks at the Christmas tree in the HoL. 

He would absolutely love to take you on a late night drive, down the snowy roads ‘hunting’ for house’s coved in christmas lights~

He has special wrapping paper for each of his brothers and you ofc!! (Mammon’s is very flashy gold paper, Levi’s is the classic orange and white strips, Satan’s is that cat meme wrapping paper!!! Asmo’s is plan baby pink~ Beel’s is that goofy fast food print ‘n Belphie’s is that extra pretty gift paper that’s covered in constellations!!)

Stockings are his favorite part of Christmas morning!!! Because, while Lucifer knows exactly what he put in everyone else’s stocking his is always filled with a very odd assortment of little gifts from his brothers. But nobody ever really acknowledges it- it’s just another one of their quiet traditions. 

Extra note; I’ll probably add more to this later!!! but if I don’t post it now I’ll forget about it 🏃🏼‍♀️💨