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The categories of fictional characters:

Favorites: If anything happens to them I’m hunting the author for sport

Love to Hate: A well written character who fills the role of irredeemable villain perfectly, I want to rip their throat out with my teeth

Neutral/Mild Dislike: I do not personally like this character but I understand why others might

Hate: No redeeming qualities, not even fun to hate, I will punt this fucker into the sun

lmk if i missed any

I have a shirt that is soft on the outside and scratchy on the inside. Like, that is the exact opposite of how a shirt should be.

*raises my hand to ask a question* what if we collectively refused to refer to AI as 'AI'? it's not artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence doesn't currently exist, it's just algorithms that use stolen input to reinforce prejudice. what if we protested by using a more accurate name? just spitballing here but what about Automated Biased Output (ABO for short)

i've just had a terrible idea

i have some questions yet i find myself too afraid to seek answers

Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".

FUCK YOU NIMBASA CITY! if you’re dumb enough to take public transit this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to the Battle Subway. Joltiks! Pokemon that use Earthquake! No Legendaries! If you think you can win 20 battles at the Battle Subway, you can kiss my ass! It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, that you’ll battle for this bullshit GUARANTEED! If you find a better Battle Facility, shove it up your ugly ass! you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your team, bring your starter, bring your IV trained Pokemon, WE’LL WIN THEM ALL. That’s right, we’ll win ALL OF THEM! Because at the Battle Subway, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike, to the Battle Subway: home of MULTI TRAINS - that’s right - MULTI TRAINS. How does it work? If you can win 20 battles in a row, and not fuck up, you get to fist-fight us! Don’t wait! Don’t delay! DON’T FUCK WITH US, or we’ll rip your Pokeballs off. Only at the Battle Subway: the only Battle Facility that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! This subway train leaves the minute after you board it, and you better not lose once, or you’re a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Nimbasa City’s Battle Subway. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the region of Unova- GUARANTEED!

A cult is about to sacrifice a child in the name of their dark god. That’s when the deity shows up and says: “People, my house is teeming with these kids you keep sending me. It would please me more if you raised them yourselves in a responsible manner.”

The worst thing filmmaker’s ever did was decide that because it’s called “Dracula” it must be because it’s about the actual guy Dracula and his melancholic woes and alluring world of darkness and seduction and not the fact that every single character in the book hates him. Every single worker he comes across cusses him out and tells him he’s ugly and his vibes are rancid. Jonathan Harker wants to chop him up with a machete Quincy wants to shoot him so bad Renfield wants to crush his windpipe Van Helsing and Seward and Arthur and Mina and everyone else want him dead by impalement and decapitation. It’s called “Dracula” because every single character wants a piece of that bastard.

An order of magicians attempts to summon a child hero with a pure heart to save their world from evil forces. They instead get his 40-something-year old dad, with a shotgun.

anyone want to see a animal