Creatures United Incorrect Quotes/things My Friends And I Have Said Pt Seven

creatures united incorrect quotes/things my friends and i have said pt seven

etie: i was unable to seduce the Lord of evil the first time, ill get him when I meet him again

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simon: oh yeah man i’m sorry for sleeping so late

gray: it’s not that late ??

simon: wdym it’s 9pm

gray: dude..

simon: WHAT??

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indigo: babygrill if ur so obsessed w me just say so and stop dickriding me /neg on the internet 🥰🤭

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helen: ALL GINGER CATS ARE TERRORISTS.

joseph: IT’S JUST HOW THEY ARE

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indigo: porpl

etie: u r so purple

indigo: in a good way or covered in dye way?

etie: yes.

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bex: it’s okay, my dad is more delulu therefore you have a chance

helen: he’s 33 years old

bex: .. time travel is less delulu

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indigo: why can a fictional man i write love me more than my father does

seph: GO AHEAD AND CRYITTLE GIRLCLLL

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etie: my toxic trait is that I think that I could look at a bear and we would form an instant bond of love and friendship and he would let me snuggle him

helen: ME

carter: all of us fr

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simon: why is this character enhancing my daddy issues

seph: because you don’t have a dad

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indigo, sending a picture of a 33 yr old man: he wants me

etie: it’s true

etie: I’m his beauty mark

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helen: deciding whether to scream, cry, or buy brownies

simon: i’d say all three tbh

simon: scream turns into crying and then u buy the brownies

helen: ur so right

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simon: i just got jumpscared by ur dead name but thank you

bex: HEPP

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joseph: call him muffincakes when you breakup with him

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simon: i need someone to look at me the way JD looks at veronica

gray: dw bbg, i’ll just 👁️👁️

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indigo: SEPH SAID I LOOK LIKE A MALEWIFE BOYKISSER

etie: YOU ARE

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seph: would you guys still love me if i committed a murder

gray: yes

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bex: i would suck dick for more pineapple

indigo: i would suck dick for fun but penis’s scare me and i have a bad gag reflex

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seph: the price of my sins is accidentally eating a Reese's cup with the paper on

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bex: GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE I JUST FORTUITOUSLY PULLED MY BATTERY CHARGER CABLE OUT OF MY ENCLOSURE

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simon: i’m fatherless??

joseph: i killed ur dad

simon: cool!!

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indigo: this entire book is him curing my daddy issues

etie: or making them worse

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seph: HEY FAGGOTTT!!

seph: .. THATS NOT BEX, THATS NOT BEX.

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indigo: I’m still so upset i’m trying to cope by being hot

indigo: .. and watching mermaids

gosh he’s pretty

something about a boy who loves dragons

I disagree but I also don't respect your opinion

HEPPL

hey w rizz

(i’m a 6ft tall angel w a sarcastic nephilim best friend and have homosexual themes with a 6’4 hybrid but I say I’m straight)

this feels like something that would be under a dating app profile. the only thing that's missing is "and I'm looking for a real connection 🥺"

i trust my mutuals to overlook it when i say blatantly self contradictory things. they understand that i am a complex and multifaceted icon on their screen