I'm Hesitant Between "The World Destroyer 3000" And "Tim"

I'm hesitant between "The World Destroyer 3000" and "Tim"

We built an enchanted sword!

Forged in dragon fire, and wrought by the hands of the most skilled dwarves and giants, our blade's journey began.

Made in the image of the type XVIIIa, it is a master of both cut and thrust. Its cross-section is that of a diamond, with the addition of a partial fuller, giving it a great cutting power. Its blade tapers gently to a fine point, delivering a deadly stab.

The type 12 cross-guard provides a little more protection to the hands and can even be used to trap an opponents blade.

The bottle- shaped handle is wrapped in the finest, most comfortable, and most robust leather. The handle can easily accommodate a hand and a half grip.

The convex disc of the type G1 pommel bears a lovely flower design, marking the sword an its wielder as fashionable. It can be used to end your opponent rightly.

The sword is endowed with its own personality. This makes it the perfect partner, as it can adjust its self and your technique. It can guide your thrusts to always find their mark and index your slashes for a clean cut. It can help you block and parry enemy blades. It can even teach you new techniques, but it won't do the fighting for you, you still have to put in the work. It does not forcefully jerk you around, rather it gently guides your hands, like a ouija board. The more time you spend with the sword, the more you get a feel for its unique personality. Try not to anger it or it might bite you.

Tell me friends, what shall we name it?

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

for pride month 2024 we're gonna nuke 10 of your mutuals' blogs and 9 of them are run by transfems 😍

Mouselet

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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