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Casting a spell of "Remember the Grape Gumball Flavor"
When I tell Invincible Nightmare the Unkillable Wizard about this you're all gona be real fuckin' sorry.
will you please take my whimsical ass seriously
Absolutely INSPIRATIONAL
Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:
- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain
- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck
- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap
- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill
- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard
- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style
Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.
This is why I use elementals bound to my will rather than the undead.
Why would I bother with sentient thralls that I need to invest time and effort into the wellbeing of when I can have robots animated by the sheer magical energies of the outer planes ?
Smh average necromancy L
Average Conjuration W
Reminder to provide your undead with therapy. Just because they're no longer alive doesn't mean they don't have feelings, too.
Tale proper care of your undead thralls, fellow necromancers. That's honestly the key to a strong undead army; be a kind leader to your troops.
I've been trying out different drawing apps for android and I finally found one I like so far. HiPaint is real close to Procreate for ios devices. in the short period of time I've tested it, it seems great, and I'd recommend HiPaint for Android users. here's my quick test drawing made with the app and a stylus pen
Y’know what? Fuck you. *Plays an acoustic guitar version of your leitmotif to show you still have tenderness and care in your heart, and compassion for others*
Yo how yall becoming wizards and crap, like how do I become apart of that community. I'm very confused on what's going on and how I keep getting involved with this stuff...
Some wizard sketches
Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:
- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain
- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck
- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap
- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill
- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard
- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style
Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.
"Comprehend Language" (this one does have a long casting time, but it's worth it.)
"Disguise Self" (Real fun whenever you have a friend group or event. Can be real complex or just basic depending on material components, but it's always fun.)
"Sleep" (Highly recommend to cast this early evening, since sometimes people have troubles with the casting of the spell.)
"Catnap" (I do love to cast this one in the afternoon, ngl. But I've heard complaints that it's arcane weave sometimes clashes with the previous spell.)
"Hydration" (A must that my friends would be mad if I didn't add. Tho it's really easy to get the components, it sometimes isn't as easy to cast.)
The spells a wizard can cast are nobody’s business but your’s! Name one spell Gandalf cast, hm? You’ve no need to waste your mana on the doubtful.
Starter spells are things like:
- “Locate Cars & Car Keys.”
- “Summon Familiar Housecat”
- “Mend sock hole” (this one has useful advanced variations)
- “Recover Stamina” (I recommend a good book as a spell component, and a regular time to practice)
- “Ritual of Lesser Exertion” (just 15 minutes a day does wonders)
Anyone else have some good beginner spells?
I'm hesitant between "The World Destroyer 3000" and "Tim"
We built an enchanted sword!
Forged in dragon fire, and wrought by the hands of the most skilled dwarves and giants, our blade's journey began.
Made in the image of the type XVIIIa, it is a master of both cut and thrust. Its cross-section is that of a diamond, with the addition of a partial fuller, giving it a great cutting power. Its blade tapers gently to a fine point, delivering a deadly stab.
The type 12 cross-guard provides a little more protection to the hands and can even be used to trap an opponents blade.
The bottle- shaped handle is wrapped in the finest, most comfortable, and most robust leather. The handle can easily accommodate a hand and a half grip.
The convex disc of the type G1 pommel bears a lovely flower design, marking the sword an its wielder as fashionable. It can be used to end your opponent rightly.
The sword is endowed with its own personality. This makes it the perfect partner, as it can adjust its self and your technique. It can guide your thrusts to always find their mark and index your slashes for a clean cut. It can help you block and parry enemy blades. It can even teach you new techniques, but it won't do the fighting for you, you still have to put in the work. It does not forcefully jerk you around, rather it gently guides your hands, like a ouija board. The more time you spend with the sword, the more you get a feel for its unique personality. Try not to anger it or it might bite you.
Tell me friends, what shall we name it?
Stuck in hibernation gotta get back to backgrounds
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