Wooooo!

Wooooo!

Endless congratulations!

May you learn loads and loads and find it wonderful and interesting! :D

I am officially a frontend developer 🥳✨

I still can’t believe I’m in the tech industry now 😭🤍🤍🤍

One step closer to software engineering 🤍🤍🤍

This role doesn’t give good 💰 but the tech experience is what I want right now.

And I will keep searching for better jobs but for now, that's better than doing nothing.

2025 will be the year of backend and software engineering and also studying business more 👩🏻‍💻✨

I hope it all works out for you!

I hope you find answers to all your trouble and your workflow gets smoother!

I hope you find cheatsheets to help you and manage to write notes that helps you remember!

bitch java is so fucking annoying why does the S in String need to be capitalized but the i in int has to be in lowercase??? why do you need to import a whole ass module just to take an input from the user??? why are all the commands so fucking long and hard to remember??? JUST DIE

Hey now!

Kotlin is a wonderful language!

For example, when exiting a coroutine, Kotlin AUTOMATICALLY throws a specific exeption and automatically catches it, to show that the coroutine exited normally.

Now, you may think it is bad to use exeptions as part of normal programming flow, but it is NESSESARY to re-invent GOTO's in a high level langauge like Kotlin!

/s

this year i'm in the mobile development trenches and it feels like it just gets worse every time i get back into it. if i never have to hear the words "gradle" or "kotlin" again i would be very happy. whatever those even are

This is sorta what I do

I spend less time on my tasks than most

Do not tell people about it. Spend the extra time reading documentation and the codebases. Taking screenshots. Making presentations.

And then I make my case that the company is shit in way X.

And when doubted, I have evidence. Nicely presented and alphabetically sorted.

Yep. At least not taken seriously by normies. But this is why I have partners! :D

95% of my emails for work is written in the evning.

When I can get my partner to help me.

I am VERY good at cooding, system design and the politics to get good design accepted.

I am very bad at anything that involves "Just do it normally". I do not know what it means

Social rules, writing emails or accepting invitations... anything like that

Too mentally ill to be “normal,” too good at faking functionality for people to take my issues seriously.

I realized my notes at work had a bunch of errors.

Why?

Microsoft fucked up notepad.

It should not be possible. It is the simplest program there was.

But now it have autocorrect. Turned on by default to ruin your notes.

Because microsoft cannot just leave a program that works perfectly well, is super stable and requires no updates alone.

going back to windows to do something after using Linux for a while is always such a shock because of the 500 different pop ups, the fans go to max on the desktop, new daily update, stupid prompt to use edge and upgrade to windows 11, and linux is just existing no fans no pop ups nothing its just there ready to use when you turn the computer on