Mooskeleton - Moo Skeleton

the newest episode of spongebob caused quite a stir after including a scene in which plankton made a remix of his non-human wife karen's sounds of pleasure to attract an adult audience to the chum bucket. Now, the weather.

imagine fucking your girl to a beat plankton up would fuck his computer wife to

I am scared that you’ll forget me

My avoidance causes memories to rust

But words of confession, I warn you I’ll flee

Lonely heart obsessed with feeling free

Nobody taught me how to trust

I am scared that you’ll forget me

for your return I’ll cry and plea

and bathe in self-pity till my bones turn to dust

But words of confession, I warn you I’ll flee

Your eyes light up like she’s all that you see

She holds you on the fine line between love and lust

I am scared that you’ll forget me

When will it be too much, when will you decree

If I were good enough, would you adjust

Words of confession, I warn you I’ll flee

Alone late at night I become your devotee

And I pretend not to feel mistrust

I am scared that you’ll forget me

But words of confession, I warn you I’ll flee

trying to find good, completed lumax/elmax/elumax fics on ao3 is like where’s waldo if waldo dIDN’T FUCKING EXIST

oh my god

your cat is the only cat ive ever liked

he is amazing

Then I have super cool news for you about the number of cats I have