Im Not A Big Believer In Astrology, But That Secret Relationship Part Is Freaky. Anything Else It Says

I’m not a big believer in astrology, but that secret relationship part is freaky. Anything else it says about them that’s particularly interesting?

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holy shit is there EVER.. dan and phil’s birth charts/writeups are so fucking wild and eerily accurate there’s literally no way to cover it all in a single post. like, their birth charts accurately describe all of who they are as people, their relationships with their families, and the fact that both of them prefer to live outside of conventional expectations and have control over their own primarily creative/communicative career (youtube, anybody?). like, there’s so much going on. but! here’s a few highlights and i can also link you to their full birth chart writeups, too

phil’s birth chart: “They fully expect others to accept them exactly as they are, or they don’t have much use for them in their lives.”

phil, in his coming out video, talking about unaccepting people in your life: “In my experience they can come around, but if they can’t, unfortunately there might not be room for them in your life until they can.”

dan’s birth chart: “Sensual, the world of touch and smell is most appealing to you.”

dan: obsessed with scented candles, loves soft things

dan’s birth chart also: “They will learn how to be happy in love, to be at ease with themselves and to control their jealousy or gain more assurance and sense of self-worth in the second half of their life, possibly thanks to a mature person, who helps them learn to trust.“

that’s like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so creepily similar to how dan has talked about phil especially in his coming out video and like????? 

the point is the stars are gay for dan and phil!!!!!!

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what are some songs that are dnp coded for you? you’re right that still into you is a good one for them

i swear i had a "phan playlist" on spotify but i can't find it, so either i'm misremembering and it's on tidal (which i used before spotify bc we got it for free for years) or i deleted it... either way ok so like off the top of my head here's the ones that immediately come to mind

first of all. more than anything. this one. like... oh my god... first of all i love peach just like in general, but also even if i didn't... so good. this wasnt even on my old phan playlist cause its quite new but like... its potentially the best phan song ever rn like sorry but it just is

then like, in my initial phannie years, i was already a big muse fan, and this was always my go to before any other song because just like.. yeah...

lastly id usually put still into you but ofc i cant, so like i feel like i should put perfect ed sheeran cauase thats undoubtedly a good one but like... i dont wanna be basic and also i dont even like ed sheeran... so uhh ok wait let me think

ok so someone sent me this song in like, idk... 2016? 2017? maybe 2018? idk. before they came out. but like. an anon sent me this song, and i'm not sure whether i ever responded to it or not.. but i do think it's a good song and you're right, it IS very Phan Relevant. so if i never replied, here's your response after all these years bc for sure this is my last choice:

ultimately though... that peach song? most relevant. like oh my god so fucking dan and phil coded. like holy fuck killing myself

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saw someone say they think the “we are real life best friends. companions through life. like actual soulmates,” quote was sarcasm….

pls say this is a joke i refuse to believe or even think that