I Feel Like Nobody Talks About How Long Edwin Was In Hell, So I Made This Graph To Show It Visually.

I feel like nobody talks about how long Edwin was in Hell, so I made this graph to show it visually. Each box is one decade

Please don’t tell me I’m the only one who thinks Down Bad is about the doctor and Rose Tyler

Little spoon Charles Rowland, reblog if you agree.

I have some questions about School Spirits

1. If Wally tries to jump the fence, does his outfit reset?

2. If ghosts can’t bleed, how can they swell?

3. Why can’t Rhonda Charley and Wally escape through the murder tunnel in the fallout shelter?

4. Who are those weird extras in the support group?

5. Why did nobody find it even a little suspicious that Maddie showed up at the exact same time that Janet “crossed over”?

I love these!

Top 5 Painland headcanons please!?

Edwin's fucking lucky that he doesn't need to sleep because he would have screaming Hell nightmares. Like we see in 1x4, he does have specific triggers like dolls. Mazes (especially corn mazes or hedge mazes) and spiders probably also are triggers. Over the years Charles comes to understand what these triggers are even when he isn't sure of the specifics behind the traumatic experience. He goes out of his way to make sure Edwin avoids them - killing spiders, cleaning up messes, etc before Edwin sees them.

Charles likes to bring home random ass toys that he finds at stores. He's brought back a Mr Potato Head, a Furby, a Tamagotchi - you name it. With the exception of a super ball science kit, Edwin thinks the toys are really dumb, but he likes getting them secretly because Charles is so enthusiastic about them. (Follow my 'Dead Boys & Useless Toys' series on Ao3 if this interests you!)

Charles buys Edwin puzzle books as well as stim toys. (Meaning, he takes the items off the shelf and leaves money in their place.) He brings them back to the Agency and Edwin always appreciates it. His favorites are Sudoku puzzles and a colorful little fidget spinner Charles got from the dollar store. His least favorites are crossword puzzles because he is unaware of pop culture references, but Charles helps him out and it's fun.

They play chess when they don't have any open cases. Frequently.

They take one week off per year where they don't take any cases. They use this time to rest and spend time together. Sometimes they mirror travel to new places that they always wanted to go when they were alive. They don't sleep, so they can sightsee all day and move onto the next place.

Can God create an arcade game so difficult that She could not beat it?

Mr Gaiman if all the Good Omens (TV) characters were at an arcade and all tried that machine where you put a coin in, a punching bag drops down, and you punch it as hard as you can, who would get the highest score?

God.