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broly

im like a skeleton but a girlskeleton and my girlbones go tinktntinknknintkn . Like fairydust and Your bones go SHHCJJ SKCKKGHG 😒🤢 

mr. peebooty and semen

Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

Dudes rock

professional recreation of the funmiest image i saw on instagram earlier

do you see this shit my liege

Lit - My Own Worst Enemy but it’s in Earthbound

same MIDI as the previous post

The first sunrise, kiera.k

children in the 1800s would get high on cocaine and go to a public executions for fun, traveling back in time to play hyperpop at them would make them kill YOU

In: tequila cocktails, floral arrangements in the bathroom, wearing your crossbody bag in combination with a canvas tote, kissing your friends on the cheek to say goodbye, vegetable lasagna, getting some of your groceries from the corner store, short hair, calling instead of texting, homemade compote, dark denim, hanging postcards on the wall, pottery, lollipops, leisurely walks, sparkling water, the colour navy, full fat dairy, going to the cinema on a Monday, only following people you like, chocolate boxes instead of bars, bucket hats, optimism, sunshine, crying if you want to, turning off Screentime, black coffee, linen, DIY around the house, gifting jewellery, sharing music

zZZzz

weird girl wednesday starring noelle

OOoohhh the players on those app game ads suck so bad!!! The way they're fucking up that lady's outfits on her Prince date! The way they're dumping lava on the man in the dungeon! Ooooh I just can't stand it!

Black Sesame Milk

the older I get the more dog I become

*dracula voice* i vant to suck your nuts

gus should be a stardew valley bachelor

i don’t think humans are inherently bad i just don’t. once i posted about how i can’t ever get poached eggs right and someone took time out of their day to send me tips on how to make them. they used their finite time on this planet to teach me how to poach an egg with no motivation other than helping a stranger have a better breakfast and if that isn’t proof humanity is worth saving i don’t know what is

Shhhhhh, Ulfric Stormcloak is trying to sleep.